Jackass Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'm curious as to what people think of this. I'm sure i'm going to get some crap for posting this but this is the best place to get multiple opinions. Ok, so i play squash a little bit and played last weekend with some guy i met on craigslist b/c it's hard to find people to play with. This week he sends me a message asking me to play again and then go out to a bar afterwards, mentioning the bar by name (a perfectly normal bar, not a gay bar or anything like that). Now, this to me seems odd. I mean, i can see after playing, him saying something like "hey, if you're not doing anything, want to grab a beer?" and that would seem normal. But planning ahead to meet afterwards at a predetermined location seems a bit odd. I'm not a homophobe by any means at all, but at the same time i don't want to end up in an uncomfortable situation (insert joke here). So, does this seem strange at all to anyone else or am i completely overreacting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Yes, you are ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 butt sex is completely normal after a strong game of squash... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 butt sex is completely normal after a strong game of squash... . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 depends....will either one of you be wearing a todd pinkston jersey and mickey mouse ears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 is his name Scott Brown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 By any chance was the name of the bar The Manhole or The Ramrod? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 (edited) I'm curious as to what people think of this. I'm sure i'm going to get some crap for posting this but this is the best place to get multiple opinions. Ok, so i play squash a little bit and played last weekend with some guy i met on craigslist b/c it's hard to find people to play with. This week he sends me a message asking me to play again and then go out to a bar afterwards, mentioning the bar by name (a perfectly normal bar, not a gay bar or anything like that). Now, this to me seems odd. I mean, i can see after playing, him saying something like "hey, if you're not doing anything, want to grab a beer?" and that would seem normal. But planning ahead to meet afterwards at a predetermined location seems a bit odd. I'm not a homophobe by any means at all, but at the same time i don't want to end up in an uncomfortable situation (insert joke here). So, does this seem strange at all to anyone else or am i completely overreacting? Well, you did pick a dude up on Craig's List. You do the math. Edited January 21, 2010 by buddahj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 It isn't surprising that a Craig's List personal ad ends up with a squash ball stuck in an anus. What is surprising is that it took until the second date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 I tried to start a naked men's golf league on Craig's list once. There are some sick fux out there that just don't take golf seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 I tried to start a naked men's golf league on Craig's list once. There are some sick fux out there that just don't take golf seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Yikes!! Let me see if I can get some of my magazines forwarded to you instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Maybe the dude just wants to hang out and grab a beer and the reason he is telling you in advance is so that you bring another set of clothes. If you just roll up in your squash clothes, you would have to go home and change. This way you guys play your game and then head to the bar. If he creeps you out, just say you're not feeling all that hot and bail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Maybe the dude just wants to hang out and grab a beer and the reason he is telling you in advance is so that you bring another set of clothes. If you just roll up in your squash clothes, you would have to go home and change. This way you guys play your game and then head to the bar. If he creeps you out, just say you're not feeling all that hot and bail. Bingo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Maybe the dude just wants to hang out and grab a beer and the reason he is telling you in advance is so that you bring another set of clothes. If you just roll up in your squash clothes, you would have to go home and change. This way you guys play your game and then head to the bar. If he creeps you out, just say you're not feeling all that hot and bail. Wait...are you the other guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Wait...are you the other guy? Yeah, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Maybe the dude just wants to hang out and grab a beer and the reason he is telling you in advance is so that you bring another set of clothes. If you just roll up in your squash clothes, you would have to go home and change. This way you guys play your game and then head to the bar. If he creeps you out, just say you're not feeling all that hot and bail. All kidding aside, I'm sure this is the case. I wouldn't sweat it. But bring a condom just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 you might want to look up "squash" on the urbandictionary.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Yeah, why? This thread has the feel of a classic to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 It isn't surprising that a Craig's List personal ad ends up with a squash ball stuck in an anus. What is surprising is that it took until the second date. some people have respect and are old fashioned, you know?... "don't give up the booty until the 2nd date...even if you lose a bet in a game of squash" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 All kidding aside, I'm sure this is the case. I wouldn't sweat it. But bring a condom and some lube just in case. fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Is "squash" a euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 What the fluck is squash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Remind me never to borrow your racket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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