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A blonde says to a brunette, 'Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'

 

The brunette says, 'Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'

 

:wacko: since Tbone has been banned we all need ta step it up

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Afghani TV Guide

 

 

MONDAY

8:00 - "Husseinfeld"

8:30 - "Mad About Everything"

9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"

9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"

10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

 

TUESDAY:

8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"

8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says It's Right"

9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"

9:30 - "Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"

10:00 - "Buffy The Infidel Slayer"

 

WEDNESDAY:

8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"

8:30 - "When The Northern Alliance Attacks"

9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"

9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"

10:00 - "Veilwatch"

 

THURSDAY:

8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"

8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"

9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"

10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

 

FRIDAY:

8:00 - "Judge Laden"

8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"

9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"

9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"

10:00 - "No-witness News"

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I did speak with TBone and since he isnt here during the day and cant respond he wanted me to tell of you guys that he was getting a perm. Nothing crazy, just that wavy sort of perm like Mike Ditka used to have

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I did speak with TBone and since he isnt here during the day and cant respond he wanted me to tell of you guys that he was getting a perm. Nothing crazy, just that wavy sort of perm like Mike Ditka used to have

:wacko: He does go to a place that pampers him, but gets his hair cut very short.

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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,

when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

 

'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

 

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

 

The cop looked the bike over and handed

the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

 

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put

a reflector light on the back of it!'

 

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,

'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

 

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,

'Yes, he sure did!'

 

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

 

'Next year tell Santa;

The di*k goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!

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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,

when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

 

'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

 

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

 

The cop looked the bike over and handed

the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

 

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put

a reflector light on the back of it!'

 

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,

'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

 

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,

'Yes, he sure did!'

 

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

 

'Next year tell Santa;

The di*k goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!

 

 

:wacko: that's when the fight started

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