westvirginia Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 My 8 y/o loves this drama queen Momma's boy who won't even squash a damn bee that stung him. When the nest is in the side of someone's home. First of all, every bug, rodent or whatever is the most disease-ridden and dangerous to man. I mean, it's south Louisiana? If those inbred illiterates haven't been killed off by now, how dangerous can it be? (And being from WV I know something about the subject.) What's worse, the puscatore won't even shoot the animals. An endagered spiecies or a freak occurence bringing a creature into contact with humans, maybe. But squirrels in the attic? Trap them, sure. Then take them out back and shoot them! This guy wouldn't kill an animal if it was knawing off his kid's leg. This episode we're watching tonight. There was this gator, and this sumbich was 12 ft, 600 lbs if it was a dime. They shot it, actually, but Billy-girl was almost in tears! And he apologized to the guy who owned the house on the lake (who incedentally, had appeared to come too close to his kids for comfort) for killing the damned thing! "We only shot it because it's state law that a nusiance gator over 6 ft MUST be destroyed if reported. (sniff) We're so sooooooooryyyyyy!" That dude is a FAR greater pestilence than most of the critters he traps ('cept maybe the snakes. and the fire ants.) That dude is a momma's boy deutche nozzle if I've ever seen one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Excuse me stewardess, I speak W. Virginian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Uh. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 jealousy is a wicked thing . Mama's boys always hate on other Mama's boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Why does it not surprise me that this all make perfect sense to Yuke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 John has a long mustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Why does it not surprise me that this all make perfect sense to Yuke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Me thinks too much T.V. and not enough sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Why does it not surprise me that this all make perfect sense to Yuke? I can read and I am not small? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 You know, I really should not post after taking Nyquil. Ah well, I hope you guys were entertained! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 You know, I really should not post after taking Nyquil. Ah well, I hope you guys were entertained! You're supposed to stop at the amount that fits into the little cup at the top of the bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 John has a long mustache. The chair is against the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Excuse me stewardess, I speak W. Virginian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 That's north Louisiana. He lives about 50 miles southeast of me and we have a few mutual acquaintances. Everyone says that is the way he is, no act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 That's north Louisiana. He lives about 50 miles southeast of me and we have a few mutual acquaintances. Everyone says that is the way he is, no act. If it's no act then that's even worse. He's a f'n drama queen in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 That's north Louisiana. He lives about 50 miles southeast of me and we have a few mutual acquaintances. Everyone says that is the way he is, no act. Are the mutual acquaintances human? With him you never, know. He talks to bees and skunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I wasn't aware that Billy could generate so much angst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I wasn't aware that Billy could generate so much angst. WV has a very short fuse . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Excuse me stewardess, I speak W. Virginian. This is gold right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 WV has a very short fuse . . . Negative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Excuse me stewardess, I speak W. Virginian. Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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