Caveman_Nick Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Fat or no fat, bend Megan Fox over on a floor and its 2 minutes...tops. It would be like getting to the center of a tootsie pop. A-one... A-two A-Thrrreeeee crunch. (use your imagination) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I call BS. A fat guy can't go 7.3 minutes without a donut break. Sometimes I have a sandwich. In the doggy postion it's easy. That's why I keep a microwave in the bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Sometimes I have a sandwich. In the doggy postion it's easy. That's why I keep a microwave in the bedroom. George? George Costanza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 George? George Costanza? "I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the cured meats . . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Just a fat little bump for the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 This thread reminds me of talking with a Turkish buddy of mine. He's a little rotund and swears that he can go for hours, dead sober... Maybe there's something to this research. Or, maybe it's just a Turkish thing. My other thought was, that the fat guys are typically the ones downing the Raki, which is a Turkish liquor somewhat like uzo or Sambuca, I could probably go for hours drunk on that stuff. A bottle of that diaper dirt and you couldn't feel someone removing your eyeball with a cocktail toothpick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 My wife last night "will you please hurry up and finish, I really want to go back to sleep." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 My wife last night "will you please hurry up and finish, I really want to go back to sleep." I said the same thing to my wife last night. She and I need to sync our cycles somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I suspect that its because fat men cannot participate with the "vigor" of a guy in better shape. I recently dropped 30 bills, and I'm pretty sure that my wife appreciates every one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I suspect that its because fat men cannot participate with the "vigor" of a guy in better shape. I recently dropped 30 bills, and I'm pretty sure that my wife appreciates every one of them Well, yeah, I'm sure she appreciates the $3,000 too. Some of us don't have to pay our wives to get some though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 (edited) Well, yeah, I'm sure she appreciates the $3,000 too. Some of us don't have to pay our wives to get some though. Good point. Its worth every penny though. (Should typed lbs. ) Edited September 13, 2010 by Furd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 I suspect that its because fat men cannot participate with the "vigor" of a guy in better shape. I recently dropped 30 bills, and I'm pretty sure that my wife appreciates every one of them Congrats on the marriage. When did that happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Congrats on the marriage. When did that happen my exact thought too congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Congrats on the marriage. When did that happen my exact thought too congrats! Thank you. May 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 I'm totally confused on whether I am fat or not now. My lack of stamina seems to suggest that I'm not fat, but my fat seems to suggest that I am fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 This thread reminds me of talking with a Turkish buddy of mine. He's a little rotund and swears that he can go for hours, dead sober... Maybe there's something to this research. Or, maybe it's just a Turkish thing. My other thought was, that the fat guys are typically the ones downing the Raki, which is a Turkish liquor somewhat like uzo or Sambuca, I could probably go for hours drunk on that stuff. A bottle of that diaper dirt and you couldn't feel someone removing your eyeball with a cocktail toothpick. Back in the day I had a similar results after smoking the medicinal herbs, only when I did it occasionally though. Made it more intense and lasted longer (or maybe just seemed longer because I was baked). But the more I did it, the less I experienced this effect until nothing at all was enjoyable about it and I quit altogether (smoking, not banging women). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 I'm totally confused on whether I am fat or not now. My lack of stamina seems to suggest that I'm not fat, but my fat seems to suggest that I am fat. You may be suffering from a certain type of sexual dysfunction that leads to premature ejaculation. I highly recommend Boston Medical Group. I was long suffering from a limp penis and premature ejaculation, so I called them and set up an appointment... It was the best thing I've done in my life. They let me know specifically what steps I needed to take to ensure that I would once again have a healthy and happy sex life. My treatment didn't involve pills or chemicals. In many cases there can be underlying psychological factors that can lead to decreased sexual performance; minor depression, stress, a heavy work load at the office. Not all sexual dysfunctions are the same and that is why it is very important to make the call to Boston Medical Group. Their number is 877-754-7120. Don't wait, call or visit them soon, it will be the best decision you have made in a while. That number, again, is 877-754-7120. You deserve to enjoy long lasting and satisfying sex... and who knows, it may keep that skank whore that you're with from running around on you anymore. That number again is 877-754-7120. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 You may be suffering from a certain type of sexual dysfunction that leads to premature ejaculation. I highly recommend Boston Medical Group. I was long suffering from a limp penis and premature ejaculation, so I called them and set up an appointment... It was the best thing I've done in my life. They let me know specifically what steps I needed to take to ensure that I would once again have a healthy and happy sex life. My treatment didn't involve pills or chemicals. In many cases there can be underlying psychological factors that can lead to decreased sexual performance; minor depression, stress, a heavy work load at the office. Not all sexual dysfunctions are the same and that is why it is very important to make the call to Boston Medical Group. Their number is 877-754-7120. Don't wait, call or visit them soon, it will be the best decision you have made in a while. That number, again, is 877-754-7120. You deserve to enjoy long lasting and satisfying sex... and who knows, it may keep that skank whore that you're with from running around on you anymore. That number again is 877-754-7120. Did you get this in an email? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Did you get this in an email? Nah, they play these commercials on the sports radio stations ALL THE FREAKING TIME... I took some liberties with the ad, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Nah, they play these commercials on the sports radio stations ALL THE FREAKING TIME... I took some liberties with the ad, though. Yeah, it's on 790 the zone and 680 the fan all the time. 680 generally sucks IMO, though, 'cept for Chuck & Chernoff. Buck Ballew should NEVER be on the radio... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 LSD can help the skinny guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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