buddahj Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 You want to mate with a female and then have your head bitten off? I think he wants to be the chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I think he wants to be the chick. Is his name Mark, soon to be Maria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Wolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 A trouser snake. Feed on my favorite food - panty hamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Asian swamp eel... Got some people I need to settle a score with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Wolverine I would be tongue-punching honey badgers in the fart box all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Bald Eagle or Falcon - gotta be amazing Otter - fun all friggin' day Or I can be Saskwach so I can kick some butt on a few cheesy commercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Gotta go with the bald eagle - fly, hunt and fish all in the same day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Honey Badger Most brutal animal on the planet. Good luck finding anything tougher than that little basturd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) I'd be an Osterich. That way, when life is Penny Laneing me up the ass, I can bury my head in the ground. Edited February 10, 2011 by tazinib1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borge007 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 just ruined that video, reminds me of Hill St. Blues vs those singing cops that popped up later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 LuLu needs to have his mouth wash out with soap. could only handle about 30 seconds of that video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I missed this thread when it first was posted, but now I feel like going all honey badger on someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 10, 2011 Author Share Posted February 10, 2011 just ruined that video, reminds me of Hill St. Blues vs those singing cops that popped up later Cop rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Rhino. Why? Because rhinoceroses don't play games. They (the really bad word)ing charge your ass. It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass. I'd stomp my feet as dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. Nostrils flaring, I'd lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you'd see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 honey badger in a f*cking wolf shirt. top that, suckas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Rhino. Why? Because rhinoceroses don't play games. They (the really bad word)ing charge your ass. It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass. I'd stomp my feet as dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. Nostrils flaring, I'd lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you'd see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You just jerked it thinking about this, didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 honey badger in a f*cking wolf shirt. top that, suckas. Well, my honey badger in a wolf shirt is the unholy spawn of Chuck Norris. You lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 You just jerked it thinking about this, didn't you? :hangsheadinshame: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 A trouser snake. Feed on my favorite food - panty hamster. no, no.....better a pajama python feeding on camel toes all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I would be a Dung Beetle and Chargerz would be a clam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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