Chief Dick Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 So the boys come out of the tub, and they are in our room getting their pj's on. Here's the exchange: 3yo: Daddy, I'm playing with my nuts. Me: Don't play with your nuts. 5yo: Daddy, they're his nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alchico Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 So the boys come out of the tub, and they are in our room getting their pj's on. Here's the exchange: 3yo: Daddy, I'm playing with my nuts. Me: Don't play with your nuts. 5yo: Daddy, they're his nuts. He'a a sharp one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Neighbor's little girl, she's 3 or 4 apparenlty loves me for some reason. LOL, she'll scream across the street "I love you!" Anyways, a couple of months ago I'm talking to her father, and she's about belt high looking up at me. I've put some wieght on, going from 33's to 36's, and she says "Are you gonna have a baby?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 From about a month ago? 3 year-old: Daddy, is mommy older than you are? Me: no, I am older than mommy 3 year-old: Then why is she taller than you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 From about a month ago? 3 year-old: Daddy, is mommy older than you are? Me: no, I am older than mommy 3 year-old: Then why is she taller than you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Yesterday my youngest lets out a wailing cry upstairs. My wife and I go running upstairs. Her fish, Justin Drew Bieber, died. He was a record holding goldfish in our house. we won him at a school fair about 3 years ago. Not a bad survival rate for a goldfish. Anyway in the midst of her tears she floors us with this line. One minute I looked at him and he was fine then I turned around and he looks like sushi floating at the top of his tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 Yesterday my youngest lets out a wailing cry upstairs. My wife and I go running upstairs. Her fish, Justin Drew Bieber, died. He was a record holding goldfish in our house. we won him at a school fair about 3 years ago. Not a bad survival rate for a goldfish. Anyway in the midst of her tears she floors us with this line. One minute I looked at him and he was fine then I turned around and he looks like sushi floating at the top of his tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 From about a month ago? 3 year-old: Daddy, is mommy older than you are? Me: no, I am older than mommy 3 year-old: Then why is she taller than you? My 4 year olds newest thing is that he "thinks" things are going to happen. Me: We're going to Grandpa's today. 4YO: Is Grandma going to be there. Me: No, she's working, she won't be there. 4YO: Well, I think she's going to be there. Me: You may think that, but I know she won't be there, she's working. 4YO: Yes, but I think she will be there. Me: But I am telling you, she is working, she won't be there. 4YO: [nowslighlyagitated]But I think she is going to be there. Me: OK, fine, you can think that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 My 4 year olds newest thing is that he "thinks" things are going to happen. Me: We're going to Grandpa's today. 4YO: Is Grandma going to be there. Me: No, she's working, she won't be there. 4YO: Well, I think she's going to be there. Me: You may think that, but I know she won't be there, she's working. 4YO: Yes, but I think she will be there. Me: But I am telling you, she is working, she won't be there. 4YO: [nowslighlyagitated]But I think she is going to be there. Me: OK, fine, you can think that. Is it possible that Brentastic is her father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Is it possible that Brentastic is her father? Well, if she has a penis, maybe. On the other hand, he has mad musical skills, doesn't smoke Josh Gordon, doesn't look like a hippy, and likes a real football team, so probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 My 2 year old told me yesterday that he has 2 balls. I told him that only means it hurts twice as hard when you get kicked there. He then responded "hurt balls?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Well, if she has a penis, maybe. On the other hand, he has mad musical skills, doesn't smoke Josh Gordon, doesn't look like a hippy, and likes a real football team, so probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 (edited) My mother watches my kids in the morning and then takes them to school. She's very big on trying to avoid discussing the normal happenings such as my son getting wood. One day my son is trying to explain to her that weird things are happening to his penis. He tells her that it feels like his penis is getting up in the morning and stretching out it's leg. He then asked why does it do that? My mother's response is that he just has to go to the bathroom really bad. For awhile, every time he pitched a tent he would run to the bathroom and try to take a piss, only to complain that he doesn't understand that if he has to go so badly, why it just won't come out easily. Edited February 18, 2011 by irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 My mother watches my kids in the morning and then takes them to school. She's very big on trying to avoid discussing the normal happenings such as my son getting wood. One day my son is trying to explain to her that weird things are happening to his penis. He tells her that it feels like his penis is getting up in the morning and stretching out it's leg. He then asked why does it do that? My mother's response is that he just has to go to the bathroom really bad. For awhile, every time he pitched a tent he would run to the bathroom and try to take a piss, only to complain that he doesn't understand that if he has to go so badly, why it just won't come out easily. That right there explains everything I need to know about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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