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Happy St. Patrick's Day


buddahj
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I'm Ginsued up.

That must not feel too great. You're makin' me jealous ... I think I might go get a sixer from down the street at halftime of the UCSB-FU game. :wacko:

 

Screw it, how 'bout just pourin' a Crown on the rocks. Ahhhh...

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My wife stayed overnight at the friend's house and took tomorrow off. I had to come home so I could work today. The friend has an annual bash every year when March Madness starts. She is also Irish and her basement is a pub complete with pool table, kegerator, two TVs and about 60 bottles of every liquor you could imagine. It's one of those places where you don't intend to drink much but wake up at Noon the next morning feeling like jackhammers are working your skull.

 

Texts received from my wife last night:

 

Cavn you come na k

Dvhreh wo stosnporbg

 

:wacko:

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My wife stayed overnight at the friend's house and took tomorrow off. I had to come home so I could work today. The friend has an annual bash every year when March Madness starts. She is also Irish and her basement is a pub complete with pool table, kegerator, two TVs and about 60 bottles of every liquor you could imagine. It's one of those places where you don't intend to drink much but wake up at Noon the next morning feeling like jackhammers are working your skull.

 

Texts received from my wife last night:

 

Cavn you come na k

Dvhreh wo stosnporbg

 

:tup:

 

I told her to take the phone out of her pocket. :wacko:

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Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They

Chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

 

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the

Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

 

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let

Us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

 

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.

However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power

The little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

 

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived

The crash.

 

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,

"Any idea where we are?"

 

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." :wacko:

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