cliaz Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 You be the judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rajncajn Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Left out the Dad cursing out the boiler in A Christmas Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 They got Dolemiyte. That's good enough for me. R. Lee Ermey was great in Full Metal Jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. " === I've actually used this one on somebody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 One of the greatest movie insults of all time is trying to make viewers believe that Ron Jeremy could pull that much ass in all those pron movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I am working on a screenplay and scibbled this gem last night. Never has a man benefited so much from the tart whose twat he fell from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swashbucklers Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 "You're mom goes to college!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Is this one in there? Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Is this one in there? Yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 "NERDS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Not gonna sit through a 10 minute YouTube video right now... but... "I know you are, but what am I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Left out the Dad cursing out the boiler in A Christmas Story I was thinking of A Christmas Story too....only the scene when Ralphie was swearing at the bully he was beating up, calling him a "No good, muther- @%#@....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 "NERDS!" I know i was upset not to see ogre in the videos. They had booger, but no ogre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 (edited) What about Uncle Buck tossing a quarter to the principal so that she could go downtown to find a rat that could chew off the growth on her face? Edited May 26, 2011 by Scooby's Hubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 What about Uncle Buck tossing a quarter to the principal so that she could go downtown to find a rat that could chew of her growth on her face? Did any of you watch the videos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Did any of you watch the videos? Not me. Im just enjoying reading the quotes here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caddyman Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 You be the judge " Looks good on you though" I had to watch them both to see if that was in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Not me. Im just enjoying reading the quotes here. +1 sorry rajn LoLuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Judge Smails - Well How do you measure yourself against other golfers Ty - By height Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Al Czervic: I bet you she was something before electricity I haven't seen a mouth like that wthout a hook in it Tell the chef I can still see the marks from where the jockey was slapping it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 OK OK I watched it ... Lots of Glengarry Glenn Ross. I liked 48 hours where Eddy is in the redneck bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerboss Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 patches o hoolihan, " you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth! -Buford T. Justice Come on now, bp... you're slippin'! Smokey and the Bandit quotes I would assume are up your alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I'm sorry but as good as an actor as Jack Lemon was I'm just not buying it when he's cursing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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