Azazello1313 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 helluva way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Bring on the Gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Some funny comments, one of which is: I think the police should start interviewing the bears------the death seems a little grizzly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) No one has been charged in the death, which Lopez said was not suspicious. What's not suspicious about this: Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head. Edited July 18, 2011 by buddahj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 I liked The safe word is, 'picnic basket'. Too bad the assistant only heard, "Mmmmmbbbbblllllmmmmm" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 let that be a lesson to all of us. like magic johnson did for AIDS and Len Bias for cocaine in the 80's, this guy is going to bring awareness for wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut, being handcuffed to the bed and shoving a dildo down your throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Maybe they should read those comments at his funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal. Honestly, I'm completely confused as to what that is. But I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that it was either a gag ball or a dildo that choked him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Some funny comments, one of which is: I like how that was written several times over because the guy wanted to get credit for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 On the plus side, he died doing what he loved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Honestly, I'm completely confused as to what that is. But I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that it was either a gag ball or a dildo that choked him. When it comes to death by choking on sex toys, I defer to those with greater expertise for opinion and supposition. I'm going to have to go with your thoughts on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Which huddler is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Which huddler is this? I'm stumped. He wasn't cheating on his wife, so it couldn't be any of the democrats. But it wasn't the ghey sex, so it couldn't have been any of the republicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 When it comes to death by choking on sex toys, I defer to those with greater expertise for opinion and supposition. I'm going to have to go with your thoughts on this one. Well it's really a process of elimination really. An anal probe is to long and thin so he would have gagged and thrown up plus the mouth zipper was closed and as we all know anal probes start at 18'. Couldn't have been a standard butt plug because they are shaped like Spades on a deck of cards and he couldn't have gotten the butt bumper zone of the plug past him jaw. A Catholic Pony wouldn't fit in his mouth and no type of ring or hook from a swing, harness or restraining strap would be large enough to cut off his air supply. Unless it was purchased in Poland or Bulgaria then he could have choked on one since they use a non-standard D ring. Both Eastern European style crop whips and Southeastern Asian anal crop/horse tail combos use a standard double figure eight bend knot and couldn't ever slip causing the crop ball to choke him. That leaves the most probable item being a standard red rubber "Q" gag ball with leather straps (Designed for his and her comfort) or one of millions of different small dildos. For the record, I think he was in to necrophilia because his T-shirt in the picture says "I like to crack a cold one open" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Well it's really a process of elimination really. An anal probe is to long and thin so he would have gagged and thrown up plus the mouth zipper was closed and as we all know anal probes start at 18'. Couldn't have been a standard butt plug because they are shaped like Spades on a deck of cards and he couldn't have gotten the butt bumper zone of the plug past him jaw. A Catholic Pony wouldn't fit in his mouth and no type of ring or hook from a swing, harness or restraining strap would be large enough to cut off his air supply. Unless it was purchased in Poland or Bulgaria then he could have choked on one since they use a non-standard D ring. Both Eastern European style crop whips and Southeastern Asian anal crop/horse tail combos use a standard double figure eight bend knot and couldn't ever slip causing the crop ball to choke him. That leaves the most probable item being a standard red rubber "Q" gag ball with leather straps (Designed for his and her comfort) or one of millions of different small dildos. For the record, I think he was in to necrophilia because his T-shirt in the picture says "I like to crack a cold one open" you sure know your stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 I liked The safe word is, 'picnic basket'. Too bad the assistant only heard, "Hey BooBoo!" Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 We were talking about this Friday at work. You just know that the Hooker looked at the bed, then her watch and said, "sheesh, just where does the time go?:" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Which huddler is this? anybody seen Ursa lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 anybody seen Ursa lately? Because of the the whole "bear" thing... nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 (edited) He sure is a sexy thing from that photo... I'm guessing the mask had to be XL to fit that noggin of his! Edited July 19, 2011 by millerx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 He sure is a sexy thing from that photo... I'm guessing the mask had to be XL to fit that noggin of his! He's a cement mixer baby. A churnin urn of burning funk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 anybody seen Ursa lately? He has posted on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 He's a cement mixer baby. A churnin urn of burning funk. Nice James Taylor reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 sorry for yer loss cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 His airway got cock blocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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