muck Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Get a big dog.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Dig hole, or more accurately a burrow where rock use to be. Buy Honey Badger Put Badger in burrow with food and water Cover with new rock Paint rock with a challenge "I dare you pussies to take this rock". Hope the guilty are the ones to take up the challenge, not heretofore uninvolved kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 (edited) Dig hole, or more accurately a burrow where rock use to be. Buy Honey Badger Put Badger in burrow with food and water Cover with new rock Paint rock with a challenge "I dare you pussies to take this rock". Hope the guilty are the ones to take up the challenge, not heretofore uninvolved kids. fixed Edited October 26, 2011 by wiegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Sure, most people would buy a honey badger in this situation, that's an easy call. Me, I'd rig up a piano or one of them Acme safes, hang that bitch from a tree, with a trip wire so when the little bastards go for the rock, splat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Sure, most people would buy a honey badger in this situation, that's an easy call. Me, I'd rig up a piano or one of them Acme safes, hang that bitch from a tree, with a trip wire so when the little bastards go for the rock, splat! Myself, I don't like to go Acme unless I have the planning help of a super genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Myself, I don't like to go Acme unless I have the planning help of a super genius. Is that Acme from Walla Walla, Washington? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 carve a swastika into yer forehead and ask them to join yer family, you might get ta meet the parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Is that Acme from Walla Walla, Washington? But have they brass knuckles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 Now.... the mailman? What in the name of flyin frogs is going on here? LOL.... I swear I'm not making this stuff up. I have two small triangular shaped flower/ decorative garden plantings at the two corners of my front lawn at the side walk. With the warm winter we've had, my biulbs like crocus and hyacinths are emerging very early. The winter pansies are blooming. Yes, I've got flowers in January in NY. Then we had a couple inches of snow. The mailman tramples through the garden leaving his tracks across the now damaged plantings. I'm like, well, OK, maybe he couldn't see the 4 foot wide garden in the snow. There is plenty of front lawn available to be walked on instead, but whatever. Then I see him trampling the garden after the snow is gone. I'm thinking I just need to ask him to avoid the garden.... but it's not something that has me pissed off... yet. Yesterday I notice that my winter pansies are being eaten by a rabbit, and there are hugh piles of rabbit pellet droppings all over the lawn. I buy a Havaheart trap, figuring I'd catch the little bugger and release him in a nearby park. I set the trap yesterday. I'm working the late shift today so I get up late... just when the mailman id delivering. I look outside my bedroom window to see it the trap has gone off, and there is the mailman standing in the middle of my front lawn staring at the rabbit trap. I watch. He stares. He stood there for about 30 seconds... and KICKS the trap! Not a nudge, he freakin kicks the thing! I open the upstairs window and shout "Why did you kick the trap?" He asks what it is I'm trying to trap, and I ask again, "Why did you kick the trap?" He asks again what I'm trying to trap. I repeat the question 2 more times, and he offers the same reponse. Finally I say "None of you business, why did you kick the trap?" He walks off... and walks through the flower garden again. Now I AM pissed. I call the PO to lodge a complaint. I don't think I would have complained if it weren't for the fact I now have 24 video cameras which record when movement triggers them. I really don't want this moran to lose his job, but give me a freakin break. In case he is too stupid to notice, I left a note at the mailbox, explaining that I have 24 hour video surveilance, not to intimidate, just to let him know if he gets any more stupid ideas, he's a fired mailman. He looks like a biker type... shaved head, toos all over, goatee of course. Should I be worried? Was it a mistake to report his behavior? I did give him a chance to apolgize... he apparently didn't feel complelled to do so. All I do is mind my own business. Why does this chit always seem to happen to me? Yes, I'm starting to get a complex... a month ago a guy a few houses down started cursing me out as I walked my dog... and I had a pile of dog chit in the plastic bag I was carrying. I am surrounded by imbeciles it seems. Nut jobs. Whackos. Please help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Now.... the mailman? What in the name of flyin frogs is going on here? LOL.... I swear I'm not making this stuff up. I have two small triangular shaped flower/ decorative garden plantings at the two corners of my front lawn at the side walk. With the warm winter we've had, my biulbs like crocus and hyacinths are emerging very early. The winter pansies are blooming. Yes, I've got flowers in January in NY. Then we had a couple inches of snow. The mailman tramples through the garden leaving his tracks across the now damaged plantings. I'm like, well, OK, maybe he couldn't see the 4 foot wide garden in the snow. There is plenty of front lawn available to be walked on instead, but whatever. Then I see him trampling the garden after the snow is gone. I'm thinking I just need to ask him to avoid the garden.... but it's not something that has me pissed off... yet. Yesterday I notice that my winter pansies are being eaten by a rabbit, and there are hugh piles of rabbit pellet droppings all over the lawn. I buy a Havaheart trap, figuring I'd catch the little bugger and release him in a nearby park. I set the trap yesterday. I'm working the late shift today so I get up late... just when the mailman id delivering. I look outside my bedroom window to see it the trap has gone off, and there is the mailman standing in the middle of my front lawn staring at the rabbit trap. I watch. He stares. He stood there for about 30 seconds... and KICKS the trap! Not a nudge, he freakin kicks the thing! I open the upstairs window and shout "Why did you kick the trap?" He asks what it is I'm trying to trap, and I ask again, "Why did you kick the trap?" He asks again what I'm trying to trap. I repeat the question 2 more times, and he offers the same reponse. Finally I say "None of you business, why did you kick the trap?" He walks off... and walks through the flower garden again. Now I AM pissed. I call the PO to lodge a complaint. I don't think I would have complained if it weren't for the fact I now have 24 video cameras which record when movement triggers them. I really don't want this moran to lose his job, but give me a freakin break. In case he is too stupid to notice, I left a note at the mailbox, explaining that I have 24 hour video surveilance, not to intimidate, just to let him know if he gets any more stupid ideas, he's a fired mailman. He looks like a biker type... shaved head, toos all over, goatee of course. Should I be worried? Was it a mistake to report his behavior? I did give him a chance to apolgize... he apparently didn't feel complelled to do so. All I do is mind my own business. Why does this chit always seem to happen to me? Yes, I'm starting to get a complex... a month ago a guy a few houses down started cursing me out as I walked my dog... and I had a pile of dog chit in the plastic bag I was carrying. I am surrounded by imbeciles it seems. Nut jobs. Whackos. Please help. You've heard of "going postal" right? You don't want to piss this guy off. That's pretty messed up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Can you plant man-eating crocus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I'm trying to figure out the common denominator in these confrontations. Just kidding, not sure why you attract the crazies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I'm trying to figure out the common denominator in these confrontations. Just kidding, not sure why you attract the crazies. He lives in NY. From my recent experience on two projects in NW NY, all New Yorkers are imbeciles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Seriously, I like twiley's approach for both situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 what are you trying to trap? ANSWER THE QUESTION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 what are you trying to trap? ANSWER THE QUESTION. WHO QUARTERBACKED HIS TEAM TO A 15-13-1 IN DIVISION III BUT WAS A FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 WHO QUARTERBACKED HIS TEAM TO A 15-13-1 IN DIVISION III BUT WAS A FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK? Don'n know about D3, but Pastorini did it in Division 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Don'n know about D3, but Pastorini did it in Division 2 Yeah, that's what I meant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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