Chief Dick Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 If I had Bill Gates type money, I always thought it would be fun to look at the pro sports landscape and undo some of the many crimes in team moving. For example: 1. Buy the Ravens and move them back to Cleveland 2. Buy the Colts and move them back to Baltimore where they belong 3. Buy the Sacramento Kings and move them back to KC 4. Buy the Dallas Stars and move them back to Minnesota This would be after I spent a considerable amount on hookers and booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 If I had Bill Gates type money, I always thought it would be fun to look at the pro sports landscape and undo some of the many crimes in team moving. For example: 1. Buy the Ravens and move them back to Cleveland 2. Buy the Colts and move them back to Baltimore where they belong 3. Buy the Sacramento Kings and move them back to KC 4. Buy the Dallas Stars and move them back to Minnesota This would be after I spent a considerable amount on hookers and booze. Or to Rochester or Cincinnati where they were before KC/Omaha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 1. Spend a considerable amount on hookers and booze. 2. Buy a Giants luxury box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 If I had Bill Gates type money, I always thought it would be fun to look at the pro sports landscape and undo some of the many crimes in team moving. For example: 1. Buy the Ravens and move them back to Cleveland 2. Buy the Colts and move them back to Baltimore where they belong 3. Buy the Sacramento Kings and move them back to KC 4. Buy the Dallas Stars and move them back to Minnesota This would be after I spent a considerable amount on hookers and booze. I'd have nothing left to make those moves you speak of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 4. Buy the Dallas Stars and move them back to Minnesota This would be after I spent a considerable amount on hookers and booze. I've always maintained that Dallas should be called the South Stars. I'd probably sponsor a pro cycling team - costs about $15 million if you're spending stupid money doing it, a bargain in sports today. Owning a minor league baseball/hockey team would be fun too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 1. Spend a considerable amount on hookers and booze.2. Buy a Giants luxury box. Or you could buy the luxury box and fill it full of hookers and booze. More economical on your time then. Two things at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 If I have Bill Gates type money I would: Fund a genetic research company to drive forward the development of safe gene therapy methods Fund Autism research gear towards find the root cause of the unexplained cases out there (instead of those linked to genetic disorders) Invest heavily in vertical farms technology and become active in the various circles to decentralize our food supplies and how we purchase food Create a non-profit group where states can apply for supplemental funding for infrastructure upgrades to roads and bridges Purchase the Dallas Cowboys and rename them to the Daisy May Tinkle Pants Troopers Set up a college grants program for students wishing to go into engineering and science fields but cannot afford college Invest turning Detroit into the model US city for reusable technologies (including the vertical farm thing above) in an effort to revitalize the city Invest a sex toy that simulates a BJ where you can purchase memory cards of your favorite pron star that will simulate that star's methods of Bjing and plug them in Invest in commercial space flight Buy an island in the pacific ocean and relocate all midgets and little people to it then go there once a year and pretend i'm a giant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Or you could buy the luxury box and fill it full of hookers and booze. More economical on your time then. Two things at once. I like it. I'd have the seats removed, replaced with a long padded bench so I can line them all up. I would stand on a remote controlled conveyor belt behind them, and move it from left to right, then all the way back to the first one, like a typewriter. All of us facing the field so no one misses a play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 midget hookers And a ceiling fan. Gives new meaning to the term "spinner". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 1. Buy some hookers and blow. 2. Eradicate all sports teams from Kansas City Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Purchase the Dallas Cowboys and rename them to the Daisy May Tinkle Pants Troopers Invest a sex toy that simulates a BJ where you can purchase memory cards of your favorite pron star that will simulate that star's methods of Bjing and plug them in Clearly the best ideas mentioned yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Invest a sex toy that simulates a BJ where you can purchase memory cards of your favorite pron star that will simulate that star's methods of Bjing and plug them in I would guess that you'd have no shortage of programmers who'd want to make sure that they got all of the nuance in technique just right in all of the beta testing. "Hello, Jenna? Yeah, this is Albert. Can you come by tomorrow morning for another session, I had a glitch in part of the code that I think I've fixed, but I will need another session to make sure I've fixed it." "10am? Sure, that's fine. Wear the turquoise thong and the sun dress, please. Thanks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Feeding, housing and educating orphans, widows, and the physically disabled. Launching micro enterprises in the poorest parts of the world that, once up and running, will provide training and skill development for local orphans, widows and the physically disabled. Sustainable, family-based or co-op-based food production. Funding for Pre-K through 12 classical education for anyone that wants it. Development of environmentally-sensitive (and profitable) waste remediation programs. Buy the Chiefs and hire a few of you to help me run the team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Fund a genetic research company to drive forward the development of safe gene therapy methods Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 You clearly forgot about moving the Jazz back to New Orleans and bringing the Whale back to Hartford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Buy an island in the pacific ocean and relocate all midgets and little people to it then go there once a year and pretend i'm a giant And when you are flying in, just before you land, all the little people could point at the aircraft and say some catchy phrase. Now what could you have them say.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I would also: Create an advocacy and a non-profit group to push for high schools to include classes on personal finance and offer grants to city school system for paying some of the costs Fund a corporation to begin developing methodologies and technologies for mining asteroids Fund universities to research how we can safely decompose plastics and chemicals in a quick, clean method Fire on the world's top scientist to develop a synthetic pheromone that you can mix in your aftershave that makes women want to give you head all the time and serve you food afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I would buy Haiti, deport the criminals, build the country into a place people could live in with a roof over their heads and a job that could suppost that modest lifestyle. I'd be king and dictator. Benevolent and just. I'm nuts. Go ahead, say it. I know. But honestly, that is what I would want to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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