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I can do it better then most!

 

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What's that? swallow :D

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I can do it better then most!

 

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:D

 

I'd call you a newbie tool, but I'd be disrespecting newbies.

 

Have fun in Pre-Calc today Jr.

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"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

 

That's a Schwarzenegger quote, I think, but I can't remember what movie it's from. Anyone?

 

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That would be from Kindergarden Cop which also had such wonderful Schwartzy lines:

 

"It's not a toomer"

"I'm a cop, dammit!!"

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The only thing that is for certain in fantasy football is that you'll get an idiot or two every season that posts crap like this:

 

http://forums.thehuddle.com/index.php?showtopic=75258

 

Congrats, Codie.  You're riding shotgun on the Ignored Bus of Morons.

 

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You hit the nose right on the head darin. Codie you should stop acting like an a$$. :D

 

Maybe you should be the one to listen and learn

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Hehe...football on the brain. NYG football.....

 

I think the correct pronunciation would be:

"It's not a toomah!"

 

Good movie. Probably in Jr's top 5.....

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We actually have a resident hudddler named "itsnotatooma" or something similar.

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Hehe...football on the brain. NYG football.....

 

I think the correct pronunciation would be:

"It's not a toomah!"

 

Good movie. Probably in Jr's top 5.....

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This is a football site, so I have to try to pronounce non-football words into football lingo: like:

 

"I'll be Blaylock"

"I'm John Morton Kimball"

"I'm loooking for Sarah Conway"

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This is a football site, so I have to try to pronounce non-football words into football lingo: like:

 

"I'll be Blaylock"

"I'm John Morton Kimball"

"I'm loooking for Sarah Conway"

 

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LMAO!

 

nice.....

 

I'll play:

"Houshmandzadeh la vista, baby!"

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To prove how much of a dingbat this guy is he said Dillon for over 100 EASY.

 

Corey Dillon ended up with 98 yards tonight.

 

This guy is a clown people.

 

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Oh Codie, there is a guy who posts a lot on this board named Grits and Shins. You should talk up your vast, all world fantasy football knowledge with him. He likes newbies. :D

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Thank you. :D

 

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My favorite Ah-nold cheese quote:

 

"Stick ah-rrounnnd" (after throwing a machete through some scrub forest terrorist, essentially nailing him to the wall ... in 'Predator'.)

 

Unfortunately, this Codie schmuck - and this inane thread - has "stuck ah-rrounnnd" far too long.

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CODIE -

 

Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama's so nasty, her boobs give sour milk.

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.

Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.

Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her boo-tay that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles..

Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

 

 

Sorry, I figured if he is going to act like he is 13, I wanted to make sure I talked to him at his level.

 

Plus it's lunch time at work and I'm bored :D

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That would be from Kindergarden Cop which also had such wonderful Schwartzy lines:

 

"It's not a toomer"

"I'm a cop, dammit!!"

 

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Don't forget the little boy who tells him that his daddy is a gynecologist "and he gets to look at v aginas all day long!" :D

 

Edit because I learned that you can't say v aginas on here without it doing the old *** deal. :D

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Don't forget the little boy who tells him that his daddy is a gynecologist "and he gets to look at v aginas all day long!"  :D

 

Edit because I learned that you can't say v aginas on here without it doing the old *** deal.  :D

 

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Vaginas.

 

Newbie. B)

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"Im no rookie, been in 7 super bowls out of 10."

 

I'm with kwolf68...

 

I've been playing FF since 1992 when we were getting our stats from the newspaper! In those 12 years, I have only won Superbowl once.

What a great year. And competition only makes it more enjoyable.

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