peteteacher2001 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I'm trying to visualize who Muto is, and I'm torn between a 19 yr old jobless 125 lb scrub with severe myopia who lives with mom or a 42 yr old 485 lb blob collecting government assistance checks that he has to send his estranged wife to pick up. Either way, I see him chaining himself to a computer in the basement and seeing very little of the light of day, spending all day every day cruising numerous websites to post this kind of stuff and gather every possible inane fact about each and every game going on in the NFL. During the offseason I imagine him cruising milf porn sites and posting that he is an Adonis who has a 16 inch member and how he can please several women simultaneously for hours on end. POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!! Billy, strong work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I'm going to print this thread off and read it while I take my morning Muto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 And since someone brought up ttwarrior4 in this thread... BLAM Here's his Facebook: ttwarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Thank you Muto...best thread evah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I scouted you in 19997 at Marshall and I seen how great of a player you could be. Muto seen it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vatican Hitsquad Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I did indeed come to my senses and sat him in all my important leagues tonight...I started him in 1 league where the game didn't matter for fun. O-O-O-O-F-F-F-F-F course you didn't start him. Right. you were a big reason why I won 6 championships in the last 13 years. 5 of them you had a huge part in only my 2006 title did you not really help me. Didn't you just say 8 championships on the other page? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vatican Hitsquad Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Just noticed you called him on this already, I replied to his post as soon as I saw it in the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Here's his Facebook: ttwarrior . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 And since someone brought up ttwarrior4 in this thread... BLAM This link gave me a pop up virus. Beware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 dang - this Muto cat is taking a beating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 back to the point ... what the hell is going on with randy moss? how did he fall so far so fast? i thought tenn would be a good match. not even a catch? somebody named ahmard hall has 3 catches while moss puts up a goose egg? 9 tenn receivers catch passes and one of them is not randy moss? this is stunning. since he's already torpedo'd me in 2 leagues i will start this son of a beeyotch until the end of the season just so he does not ever go off. it's now personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 back to the point ... what the hell is going on with randy moss? how did he fall so far so fast? i thought tenn would be a good match. not even a catch? somebody named ahmard hall has 3 catches while moss puts up a goose egg? 9 tenn receivers catch passes and one of them is not randy moss? this is stunning. since he's already torpedo'd me in 2 leagues i will start this son of a beeyotch until the end of the season just so he does not ever go off. it's now personal. I drafted him in the first round of both of my leagues and am on the playoff bubble in both (basically win this week and I'm in) - amazing how difficult it is to overcome getting next to no production from your first round pick . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 What a great thread! What do you expect from a guy that loves imaginary fantasy creatures from his Dungeons and Dragons playset and Magic "The Gathering" cards he collects? (seriously . . look at his avatar and what he names all his teams! Chimeras, Lygers, and transexual Minotaurs oh my!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 You do realize that whatever credibility you had left (if there was any) is now completely gone. You are completely full of it and everyone here knows it. I think you should find a forum for compulsive liars and move your act over there as your posts here are completely worthless. HUGH I had given this dude a break until this thread. I sat Moss tonight for the first time this season (when available). He was my first round pick and has KILLED me this year (1.9 in 12 team). I have never had a season where I go 9-0 and fold like toilet paper. Ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Muto Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 QUOTE (Henry Muto @ 12/9/10 4:29pm) *Moss may be done for this year (like in Oak 2006) but if you fail to remember history your doom to repeat it. Remember what happened when everyone gave up on Moss in 2007 he went to NE and caught an NFL record 23 TD's and won me like 8 championships because in every draft I was in I waited until the 4th round and picked Moss and he won me a lot of titles. QUOTE (Henry Muto @ 12/9/10 9:57pm) * Again I am disappointed but all good things come to an end and you were a big reason why I won 6 championships in the last 13 years. 5 of them you had a huge part in only my 2006 title did you not really help me. You are the reason I have enjoyed fantasy football these last 14 years so if this is indeed the end then I say thanks to all you have given me over the years. Bronco You guys really get confused easily so let me try and spell it out to you. Check my links and the one called CFL that is the league I am talking about winning 6 championships in the last 13 years. Started in 1997 and if you add 13 years you end up at 2009. See 2010 has yet to finish so we don't know what year 14 brings. Now go look at my CFL thread and check out the team named Charleston...ya that is mine. Then check the roster and it says Randy Moss drafted 1st 1998 (3) Cha. I was only talking about this 1 team when I talked about 6 titles in 13 years. Now when I was talking about 8 championships in 2007 that was all my 2007 high stakes leagues combined I was in like 20 leagues and was only talking about that year. I seperate my leagues we have the FFL, IFL, CFL and my new dynasty league then we also have all my high stakes leagues. Hopefully you can figure it out so I won't have to explain it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTSuper7 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 This link gave me a pop up virus. Beware Sorry bro... I'd have never linked if I knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Hopefully you can figure it out so I won't have to explain it again. Sorry, don't have the time....too busy trying to figure out why you pimped you were rolling with Moss last night pre-game, how he was gonna blow-up...then post at 11:45 that "you came to your senses". Wait, I got it....you're a fraud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricrelish Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Sorry, don't have the time....too busy trying to figure out why you pimped you were rolling with Moss last night pre-game, how he was gonna blow-up...then post at 11:45 that "you came to your senses". Wait, I got it....you're a fraud! I see him going off tonight for some reason and sitting on my bench. Actually, less than an hour later, he said he saw Moss sitting on his bench. Not exactly super clear, but plenty b4 game time. Henry, I told you that you should have traded Moss away in all of your dynasty leagues during the pre-season. Your incessant love for Moss made me start to warm up to him, and had me drafting him in two redraft leagues, both of which I did not make the playoffs. Thanks a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Actually, less than an hour later, he said he saw Moss sitting on his bench. Not exactly super clear, but plenty b4 game time. Henry, I told you that you should have traded Moss away in all of your dynasty leagues during the pre-season. Your incessant love for Moss made me start to warm up to him, and had me drafting him in two redraft leagues, both of which I did not make the playoffs. Thanks a lot! This is like one of those post last year that had me saying you and Muto were the same person ,,, you insited that i was wrong but i'm starting to think maybe I wasnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 This is like one of those post last year that had me saying you and Muto were the same person ,,, you insited that i was wrong but i'm starting to think maybe I wasnt Not even close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricrelish Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 This is like one of those post last year that had me saying you and Muto were the same person ,,, you insited that i was wrong but i'm starting to think maybe I wasnt I knew you were going to chime in with that. I only wish I had the fantasy budget that Henry has. I sure as hell wouldn't spend it on fantasy. Reality would do me just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 (edited) What a great thread! What do you expect from a guy that loves imaginary fantasy creatures from his Dungeons and Dragons playset and Magic "The Gathering" cards he collects? (seriously . . look at his avatar and what he names all his teams! Chimeras, Lygers, and transexual Minotaurs oh my!) Exactly... 9,000,000 championships and counting!! Muto showed Chuck Norris how it was to get Muto'd(in his fantasy land)......"oh ya take it Chuck you Penny Lane" Exclaimed The Muto Edited December 11, 2010 by Sunday Couch Potatoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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