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2005 Mystery Huddler #3

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The rules...

 

1. I put up a few clues a couple times a day.

 

2. Everyone should try to come to a consensus on who you think it is. The first one to guess correctly wins much esteem from their colleagues...yeah, that's it.

 

3. Pick out important details in the picture that may lead to the discovery of our Mystery Huddler.

 

4. The clues get less vague as the game goes on.

 

5. Everyone has a good time, hopefully with just a little bit of respect for those brave enough to submit their pictures. (Except for those who have already been a Mystery Huddler since they have been ridiculed)

 

Also, the NEW rules of Mystery Huddler (provided by Chavez):

 

1)any physical characteristic that is less than 100% perfect must be attacked - weight, haircut, hairline, teeth, facial hair, etc

 

2)if the Huddler actually looks halfway presentable in the pic, he's obviously homosexual

 

3)if the Huddler has posed a pic with a woman, (a)any physical characteristic of HERS that is less than 100% perfect must be ridiculed; (b)if she looks halfway decent, she's obviously a prostitute; and ©the MH only posed with her to hide the fact that he is a homosexual

 

4)if there is another guy ANYWHERE in the photo, it's obviously the MH's gay lover

 

5)all Huddlers except oneself and maybe WW are most likely closeted homosexuals, when you start to think about it

 

6)loaf's name must be guessed at least once in the thread

 

7)if the Huddler is posing with children, the child is an attempt to mask the MH's obviously gay affinity.

 

Mystery Huddler #3

 

Clue #1 - Fan of an AFC North team.

 

Clue #2 - Non-padder

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I don't have a guess yet, but this guy is a cross between being Gay looking and psycho...I'd say 55% gay and 45% psycho.

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Enough nic-nacs you think...How about looking at the camera...Button down collar means definite homo tendencies....Trying to get a full goat-tee but just not quite working out....without further ado...

 

Steeler

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Well, it obvious that he's a homo.

 

Need more clues.

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Dude is way too ugly to be a homo.

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Damn you, skins. I set my alarm for this sh*t. :D

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Despite the faggy knick-knacks

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sadly, I must say . . . . loaf.

 

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loaf

 

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loaf

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Damn you, skins. I set my alarm for this sh*t. :D

 

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You set your alarm for 10:30 am?...don't you have kids? Need to get your ass up and make them breakfast slacker... :D

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I'd try to make a guess, but the glare off that dome is hurting my eyes.

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well, looking at the crap on his mantle, we can narrow it down to huddlers living with their grandmothers..

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I may be wrong but dude looks like the eyes aren't exactly aligned properly. May one be a little lazy??

Edited by Puddy

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I'm not just the president of hair club, I'm a client.

 

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He looks more like a member to me.

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I'd try to make a guess, but the glare off that dome is hurting my eyes.

 

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oh is that glare? i thought maybe his barber got a little close to the skull when he got his last haircut.. :D

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Off the chart homo.

 

I feel sorry for this guy, seriously.

 

And order some propecia for gods sake.

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Why do I have a hard time believing that this was the first time this guy had a Nutcracker behind him? :D

 

Edit to add: If you know what I'm saying.

Edited by Big F'n Dave

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He doesn't have enough of a lid to point out what an awful lid it is.

 

 

Aren't you 'sposed to shave your head by that point? :D

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Well, it obvious that he's a homo.

 

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JJ? :D

 

Lets see...a homo that lives with his grandparents...UT?...oh wait, he likes an AFC East team.

 

How about the Bengals guy?

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check out the weird look on his face. how much you wanna bet that guy is either:

1) not wearing any pants, or

2) holding in some ben-wah balls

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Aren't people supposed to be happy around Christmas time? Maybe the smile would have revealed bleached teeth, which would have sealed the deal on homoism.

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