Jumpin Johnies Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 This is our first catfight. I had to sick my girl Squeegie on the abnoxious newb so that left these two as the only active female huddler veterans. These two are both well liked and are very witty and quick on their feet. They were both born in the same year so age is not an issue. There are no photos available of either contestant so we must use our imaginations. If I remember correctly Czar is a Patriots fan and Bunz is a Steelers fan. Czarina is a hospice worker that lives in New Hampshire and has two boys. She is also "Lisa" in msaint's book so she is a partial celebrity. Bunz lives in Ohio and is into home repair and indoor/outdoor home decorating. She is married with no kids and two puppies. Word has it that she's also a very attractive woman. I'm not trying to slight Czar here but I have yet to meet a huddler that has met her in person. Regardless of their physical attractiveness they both have proven themselves on these boards and this should be an interesting duel. Czar is an interesting pick. She works a gut wrenching job that while rewarding it can also break your heart. I think she can flick a switch and get aggressive at a moments notice. Bunz on the other hand has already sent me a pm telling me that she doesn't believe in fighting. She's surrendering before the fight has even started and she's not French. Although a name like Steelbunz does leave me to think that she's heavily involved in physical fitness. This could tip the scales in her favor. What do you guys think? Special thanks as always to Big John, Spain and Grits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunysteelfly76 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 No offense Czar, but I have to go with the Steeler, even if she doesn't believe in fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 No matter what the outcome is we are all winners here. Â Note to the contestants: I recommend pulling the shirt over the head ala a hockey fight. Â This probably won't work though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 JJ ... will they be fighting in a mud-pit with bikinis on? In Jello? The least you could have done is give us a good venue for this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I'm sure all of you will naturally think that Bunz is the clear favorite, due to her strength and knowledge of power tools. I have to admit, the idea of getting into the ring with her is a little scary. Â However, I have developed a lot of strength for going into situations that would make most of you run away crying little little boys, so I'd take a deep breath and jump right in. Bunz is probably taller than I am, so my best strategy is probably going to be footwork. I'll have to dance a bit and prolong the fight. Once I have her tired out, I'll move in and try to wrap her up. We'll probably fall down. A lot. Â Now see? If you voted for Bunz it would have been a quick knock out. Your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 oooh tough call here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) Having had to break up just a few of these cat fights at school, I have observed that they are more vicious, violent, and short-lived than battles between the boys. All body parts are fair game and the hair is definitely a liability. The one advantage that ALWAYS determines the winner is: WEIGHT. Them big ole mamas carry a lot of punch and most females aren't used to having to battle physically for any length of time. Â My vote goes to whichever one of these highly regarded ladies carries the most...hmmm...errr..."leverage". Â Note- All analysis is void if either contestant is menopausal, pregnant, close to being at that-time-of-the-month, or has teenage children in the house. The psycho-factor is too overwhelming then. Â Edited February 1, 2006 by The Holy Roller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 1) Holy Roller has been typing a really long time. Â 2) Somebody forgot to let me know this fight was on today. I'd have prepared something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) Note- All analysis is void if either contestant is [ ]menopausal, pregnant, close to being at that time of the month, or has teenage children [almost!] in the house. The psych factor is too overwhelming then.  Advantage, me! Er, I think. Edited February 1, 2006 by Czarina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Advantage, me! Er, I think. Â 1298902[/snapback] Â Â Â Â You got my vote, mom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I'm sure all of you will naturally think that Bunz is the clear favorite, due to her strength and knowledge of power tools. I have to admit, the idea of getting into the ring with her is a little scary. However, I have developed a lot of strength for going into situations that would make most of you run away crying little little boys, so I'd take a deep breath and jump right in. Bunz is probably taller than I am, so my best strategy is probably going to be footwork. I'll have to dance a bit and prolong the fight. Once I have her tired out, I'll move in and try to wrap her up. We'll probably fall down. A lot.  Now see? If you voted for Bunz it would have been a quick knock out. Your choice.  1298891[/snapback]     I might have to go with the spinner. She's looking for a long fight and looking to fall down a lot. Advantage: Us Men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm not interested in seeing these ladies slapping, scratching and pulling hair. Instead, why don't you two strip down to bras and panties and have a tickle fight? Nobody gets hurt, we can still determine a winner and neither of you will be distracted by my asking: What are you wearing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm not interested in seeing these ladies slapping, scratching and pulling hair. Instead, why don't you two strip down to bras and panties and have a tickle fight? Nobody gets hurt, we can still determine a winner and neither of you will be distracted by my asking: What are you wearing? Â 1298949[/snapback] Â Â Â Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm not interested in seeing these ladies slapping, scratching and pulling hair. Â 1298949[/snapback] Â Â Â Â Don't see either one of them doing the above. Neither one of them seem to be the type. Â They'll probably just talk it out and then go have a beer and discuss IDP's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Maybe they should put this on MTV. Maybe Pay per view? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 This one is tough. Â Bunz is a Steelers fan. Czar likes the Pats and Brady , but she does :heart: Hines Ward, who is as tough as they get (when he's not crying). Bunz's work probably makes her more physically tough, but Czar's gotta have serious mental toughness with her job and having those teenagers. Â Much as it pains me to vote for a fan of Mr. Man-Purse, I gotta go with Czar here, mainly because Bunz said she won't fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 JJ could win here... maybe?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Well......I didn't say that I didn't believe in fighting. I said......I'm a lover....not a fighter. But back me in a corner......and you'll come away with a bloody stump. Â Actually.....I was waiting for this to be the ONLY pillowfight on the dance card. Jammies and extra firms......anyone? Â Czar......I hate to mention this, but I might have a slight advantage here. I have been in the ring before. OK....it was nearly 25 years ago....in Florida.....Spring Break my first year in college.....and it involved mud. But still.....it IS some experience. Â Czar sounds determined to pull the Rope-A-Dope through this match. Her profession makes her a wily opponent for sure! And her experience wrangling her boys could tip the scales a bit.....then again.....wrangling my doggies and 25 nieces and nephews can more than make up for my lack of child-rearing experience. Â LOL.....did she say she was going to wrap me up and fall down a lot? Â I see the match going something like this..... Â Bell rings....we bounce out of our corners....dancing.....circling.....and chatting. "You look good in that red spandex.....goes well with your coloring." "Thanks......did you get your half of the jello made?" "Yep....lime.....is that ok?" "Great....I made orange and I brought that inflatable raft..Blitz is blowing it up now." "K...I'm going to punch you in the arm now....make it look legit." Ding.....ding......end of round one. Â While we are in our respective corners...Blitz dutifully drags the raft into the ring. Not surprisingly....he isn't out of hot air from blowing it up. Our corner crews go to work dumping all the lime and orange jello into the inflatable to the cheers of the crowd. Â Bell rings.....round 2: Bunz and Czar make a show out of coming out of their corners...and stripping off the boxing gloves. By now it's clear these two have been on the phone plotting out this little get-together. Gloves off....they go to high five and Bunz grabs Czar's hands and pulls her into the pile of jello. They both trip over the edge of the raft and land face down....laughing like hyenas. Â The jello fight ensues looking like a pretty well choreographed WWF match. Arms and legs flailing as neither can get a leg up in the slippery mush. Catching Czar offguard in a particularly slippery moment....Bunz pins Czar on her stomach, face down in the jello. While celebrating her victory....Bunz loses her balance perched on Czar's backside and falls backwards into the jello once again.....giggling. Â Both contestants decide it isn't fair for the spectators to be dry....so jello starts flying into the audience and in a conspiratory move....Bunz and Czar grab Blitz by both arms and ceremoniously dump him into the raft of remaining jello. Â The crowd goes nuts.... Â Of course...we all adjourn out back where Rajn has been busy dumping mudbug boils onto picnic tables for a downhome feast. More food fighting is inevitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Well......I didn't say that I didn't believe in fighting. I said......I'm a lover....not a fighter.  But back me in a corner......and you'll come away with a bloody stump.  Actually.....I was waiting for this to be the ONLY pillowfight on the dance card.  Jammies and extra firms......anyone?  Czar......I hate to mention this, but I might have a slight advantage here. I have been in the ring before. OK....it was nearly 25 years ago....in Florida.....Spring Break my first year in college.....and it involved mud. But still.....it IS some experience.  Czar sounds determined to pull the Rope-A-Dope through this match. Her profession makes her a wily opponent for sure! And her experience wrangling her boys could tip the scales a bit.....then again.....wrangling my doggies and 25 nieces and nephews can more than make up for my lack of child-rearing experience.  LOL.....did she say she was going to wrap me up and fall down a lot?  I see the match going something like this.....  Bell rings....we bounce out of our corners....dancing.....circling.....and chatting. "You look good in that red spandex.....goes well with your coloring." "Thanks......did you get your half of the jello made?" "Yep....lime.....is that ok?" "Great....I made orange and I brought that inflatable raft..Blitz is blowing it up now." "K...I'm going to punch you in the arm now....make it look legit." Ding.....ding......end of round one.  While we are in our respective corners...Blitz dutifully drags the raft into the ring. Not surprisingly....he isn't out of hot air from blowing it up.  Our corner crews go to work dumping all the lime and orange jello into the inflatable to the cheers of the crowd.  Bell rings.....round 2: Bunz and Czar make a show out of coming out of their corners...and stripping off the boxing gloves. By now it's clear these two have been on the phone plotting out this little get-together. Gloves off....they go to high five and Bunz grabs Czar's hands and pulls her into the pile of jello. They both trip over the edge of the raft and land face down....laughing like hyenas.  The jello fight ensues looking like a pretty well choreographed WWF match. Arms and legs flailing as neither can get a leg up in the slippery mush. Catching Czar offguard in a particularly slippery moment....Bunz pins Czar on her stomach, face down in the jello. While celebrating her victory....Bunz loses her balance perched on Czar's backside and falls backwards into the jello once again.....giggling.  Both contestants decide it isn't fair for the spectators to be dry....so jello starts flying into the audience and in a conspiratory move....Bunz and Czar grab Blitz by both arms and ceremoniously dump him into the raft of remaining jello.  The crowd goes nuts....  Of course...we all adjourn out back where Rajn has been busy dumping mudbug boils onto picnic tables for a downhome feast. More food fighting is inevitable.  1299058[/snapback]      Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 My pants got tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 It sickens me to see you guys treating two of our most beloved and respected Huddlers as objects, just because they're female. You are clearly all no better than a bunch of juvenille teenagers with nothing better to do. Â I'd prefer to see Czar and Bunz show up and just give each other a hug. Â That's it, ladies, a big hug. Shhh! Don't worry nobody's watching, go ahead and rub her back! Yeah, that's good. A little kiss, Mmmm, that'd be nice, look how soft her lips are, you saucy little vixens... Â sorry, got a little carried away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 It sickens me to see you guys treating two of our most beloved and respected Huddlers as objects, just because they're female. You are clearly all no better than a bunch of juvenille teenagers with nothing better to do. I'd prefer to see Czar and Bunz show up and just give each other a hug.  That's it, ladies, a big hug. Shhh! Don't worry nobody's watching, go ahead and rub her back! Yeah, that's good. A little kiss, Mmmm, that'd be nice, look how soft her lips are, you saucy little vixens...  sorry, got a little carried away.  1299067[/snapback]     Leave it to McNasty to make a rare appearance for THIS fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) Anyone else's pants getting tight? Â EDIT: Thanks Big F'n Dave. Edited February 1, 2006 by Hugh 0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Â Leave it to McNasty to make a rare appearance for THIS fight. Â 1299068[/snapback] Â Â Â Â It was a special occassion, , like Christmas for me. Now where's rajn with them mudbugs? Â cheers on the great post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 OK Bunz deserves a vote just for her jello fight description Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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