Jumpin Johnies Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 There's a photo of Yukon circulating this place and he looks like he could easily beat someone up. Perch is supposedly a strong tough guy so this looks like a solid matchup. Perch is an angry racist Republican and Yukon has used drugs to expand his mind while following hippee type bands around in his younger days. The affects of these drugs are evident by his spelling. Or the fact that he goes out of his was to spell things incorrectly. Who do you guys think would win this fight? Thanks again to Big John and Blitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 There's a photo of Yukon circulating this place and he looks like he could easily beat someone up.  1315603[/snapback]     yukon - real  yukon - fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 great JJ u have me fighting a girl.... nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Gotta stick with my fellow Texan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 great JJ u have me fighting a girl.... nice  1315627[/snapback]    Jimmy Neutron hasn't been around. Besides Perch was a Texas State Weightlifting Champ. Figured he'd give you something to wake up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 great JJ u have me fighting a girl.... nice  1315627[/snapback]     First jab lands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Nice Carhartt clothes there Yuke. Earns you some points in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) Nice Carhartt clothes there Yuke. Earns you some points in my book. 1315649[/snapback]    they hang well on fat people Edited February 9, 2006 by Yukon Cornelius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Perch is going to get slaughtered. I cant even watch this and I love violence and death. Â Someone get a mop and a bucket and start digging the grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Gotta vote for Yukon...anyone that spells that poorly must be a savage beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) This is intersting. Of all the huddler's pictures of huddlers I've seen, Yukon resembles me more than any one else with the exception that my Dunlop disease hasn't progressed as far as his, and my gotee is quite a bit more civilized. Hey Yuk, has your mother ever been to Texas? Â I'll have to think about my plan of attack for a little bit on this. My first though is to just open up a can of good ole fashioned Texas whoop ass on him and put a 120 pound jack hammer up his Yukon Cornholeius, roll him like we do faggots in the park. Then use a wrecking bar to knock the few teeth that he appears to still have. Then drag him behind my 4x4 with a chain and then litterally dead lift him and throw him into a footing and burry him in the next slab I'll pour. Of course that is just my first thougt. Edited February 9, 2006 by Perchoutofwater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 Gotta vote for Yukon...anyone that spells that poorly must be a savage beast 1315666[/snapback]    He does it intentionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 hmm, interesting matchup. it's hard to see a dead-head managing to kick anyone's ass, but he's got a little bit of that jeremiah johnson thing going on. perch's toughness is kinda hard for me to gauge. hmm, better let the combatants themselves decide this one for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 As we've seen from our president, nothing much good can come from Texas. I look for Yukon to apply a little "educashun" to our mouth from the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 This is intersting. Of all the huddler's pictures of huddlers I've seen, Yukon resembles me more than any one else... 1315670[/snapback]     Jesus, after seeing Yuke's pic I don't think I would cop to any resemblance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006  yukon - real  1315614[/snapback]     Paging Hankk, paging Hankk. Please report to the Tailgate for the Extreme Makeover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 This is a tough one. Is Yuke gonna have to fight perch's daddy, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) This is a tough one. Is Yuke gonna have to fight perch's daddy, too? Â 1315700[/snapback] Â Â Â And all my mexicans. He better watch out for Los Lobos. In Texas we don't fight fair we fight to win. Edited February 9, 2006 by Perchoutofwater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 And all my mexicans. He better watch out for Los Lobos. In Texas we don't fight fair we fight to win. 1315704[/snapback]     Do they all hang out in your hometown outside of Wal-Mart / Home Depot like they do here waiting for people to pick them up for work? Somebody told me he pulled in there once to go shopping and a few jumped in the back of his truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Well this could be interesting ive had quite a few run ins with southern ladies that were cowboy boots.. For some reason they think long hair means wussy... but usually a pool stick to the side of the head straitens them out... now I know perch is no Rosie O'Donnell but I could see him becoming overconfident watching the hippie play pool and guzzle whiskey... when he decided to strike and he realized he has locked up with a griz , those cowboy boots will make it hard for him to run ... ive watch a lot of rednecks slip to the floor while wearing boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Do they all hang out in your hometown outside of Wal-Mart / Home Depot like they do here waiting for people to pick them up for work? Somebody told me he pulled in there once to go shopping and a few jumped in the back of his truck. 1315716[/snapback]     Here in the South we don't put cabs on our pick-up trucks for looks...it's to keep a group of Mexicans from jumping in the back at every stoplight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 but usually a pool stick to the side of the head straitens them out... 1315721[/snapback] Â Â Â Â Interestingly enough, the only time I've ever been knocked out was during a game of pool. I'd just won about $500 of this dude and had just sunk the 8 ball in a double or nothing game, and he hit me with a pool stick upside the back of my jaw where it hinges, I was out for about 20 seconds, the time it took for my frat bros, the 6'-6" 285 DE of our football team to f*ck him up a whole lot worse than I was. Â Now I've got plenty of scars from bars, as scar over each eye, one on my chin, and several on my hands to go along with broken fingers. I've probably been in about 15-20 real fights, and with the exception of the sucker punch above only lost one, and that was when I was 17 fighting a 21 year old Marine on leave. He f*cked me up pretty bad, that is actually the only time I've ever been taken to the ground (I've take quite a few to the ground). But in the end he was still f*cked up worse then me when the LB of our HS football team put his head through car window as he was kicking me in the ribs. Â Like I said in Texas we don't fight clean, we fight to win, and our friends have our backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Â Like I said in Texas we don't fight clean, we fight to win, and our friends have our backs. Â 1315765[/snapback] Â Â Â i dont fight clean but ive been called mr clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 You know there is a reason us Rebs killed more of you Yanks than you did of us. We're raised a fight'n, playing with pig stickers, and a shoot'n. I wouldn't need my friends to have my back on this one, I'd just rush in with a Rebel yell and stick your sorry Yank ass with my pig sticker, after all they are made for pok'n swine, and then skin ya like the yellar coyote ya are, and put your skin on the fence post for all the other yellar yank coyotes to see. The South has a proud tradition of tak'n on larger better supplied forces and causing more damage than they take. In this case I don't see you as larger or better supplied, so after feigning respect in my previous post, I'd just demolish you like so many building I've taken down. I mean really how tough can a teacher be? Anyone remeber a teacher that struck fear in you? I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Â I have kids threaten my life everyday.... Just think if me as Sherman but with a more agressive attitude .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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