TimC Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Bush Lied by Karlskins Marx. http://www.skinsisacommunist.com The truth shall set you free, comrades. George Bush is not about freedom. George Bush wants to puts sensors in yer pickle cavity and download illegal music like the thief he is. He is such a LIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAR!!!1! Megan Foxielips I say, Megan Foxielips. Are you still reading this and refuse to reply to it because you know I'm right? Why does no one reply to my posts? Should I put on my purple Clinton-soiled dress again for you? Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, you little stain on my browneyed susan. We should only vote for independents as long as they are Democrats, sphincterlips. Oh, and I'm coming out of the closet when a lib wins. At least that's how I read most of his posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Up and down the puppies' hairFleas and ticks jump everywhere 'Cause of original sin Down the hill fell Jack and Jill And you came tumbling after 'Cause of original sin Rip away the tears Drink a hope for happy years And you may find A lifetime's passed you by What would you say If you a monkey on a string If you a doggie on a chain What would you say I was there when the bear Ate his head, thought it was a candy Everyone goes in the end Knock knock on the door Who's it for, nobody in here Look in the mirror my friend I don't understand at best I cannot speak for all the rest But you may find a lifetime's passed you by Every dog has its day every day has its way Of being forgotten- "Mom it's my birthday" What would you say (Dont' drop the big one) If you a monkey on a string (Don't cut my life line) If you a doggie on a chain (Don't bite the mailman) What would you say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You are supposed to conduct a lengthy diatribe about the difference between girls and women, condemn all men that use the term girl because it's degrading, and give me the big smackdown with it. Oh...and don't forget to be obsessively literal. Dumbass, those are only about 5% of her posts. The rest are , , , and . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sorry I'm late to this thread. I just got out of another f*ckin' meeting with my idiot boss. After all the chit I've been through at this place, I have to come in on the weekend to smooth over some missed details by the engineers. Those guys couldn't find their dick if you had them look down. On a brighter note - I think the one female engineer is into sticking her feet in grape jelly as part of foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (edited) I'm very comfortable with my feminine side. Paris Hilton rocks! Edited June 23, 2006 by tonorator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (edited) Look, I'm not trying to upset anyone, but i must say, the Steelers have got to be the best football team in NFL history. Just look at everything they have accomplished and the great legacy they have. Trying to compare any other team to the Steelers is futile because none can compare. And the fans, oh my, the fans. They are by far the best in NFL history. What with the terrible towel and the black and gold, how can any other fans even make a claim? Now look, I've thought long and hard about this and it simply is true. You can respond, but please do so with CLASS. Don't take any cheap shots at me, saying I'm a blind homer, because I've clearly laid out my points here with real supporting data. Now, let's discuss. Edited June 23, 2006 by tonorator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 'Twas Sunday the 7th and all throughout Philly, The fans were watching their Eagles on TV looking silly; Their defense came out with such great designs, But they couldn’t stop Bettis and there’s a Touchdown from Hines; The Eagle fans watched and thought “ooh how absurd”, As they watched Hines Ward flap his arms like a bird; But it was only 7-0 and there was no reason to worry, With Donovan and T.O., this game would be tied in a hurry; When out on the field something had happened, Foote broke through the line, found McNabb, and he sacked him; Punt it away Andy Reid had to shout, There’s no reason to worry, we’ll get them to go 3 and out; Big Ben throws to Burress, more runs by the Bus, The Birds Fans were wondering what’s happened to us; This kids just a rookie, how can this happen, Ward in the endzone again and his arms are a flapping; He’s ripping on T.O. the fans began screaming, If they think this will keep up, they must be dreaming; But when the offense took over it was three and out, GIVE ME THE BALL T.O. began to shout; The Steelers took over and moved it with ease, Bettis was running through the defense like it was made of swiss cheese; Big Ben took the snap and rolled to the right, TD to Reimersma, oh what a sight ! We are 7-0 and how could this be ? But the Eagles were beaten 27 to 3; We knew this was a good team to have to confront, But holy hell, they didn’t even punt ! To top it all off there was the jackass in action, T.O. yipping at McNabb gave me much satisfaction; We’ll meet again in the bowl was yelled out by some, I for one hope so, because we’ll get one for the thumb. I’m sorry if this poem seems a little cocky, Look at it this way Philly, you still have Rocky; These words may come back to haunt me, but who cares for now; I’m just going to continue waving my terrible towel !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 blah blah blah whatever man! you are just a mindless noodler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I thought you were suppose to immitate Brent. [switches back to d3] I knew someone would catch that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Already posted here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sorry I'm late to this thread. I just got out of another f*ckin' meeting with my idiot boss. After all the chit I've been through at this place, I have to come in on the weekend to smooth over some missed details by the engineers. Those guys couldn't find their dick if you had them look down. On a brighter note - I think the one female engineer is into sticking her feet in grape jelly as part of foreplay. Hugh 0ne alias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Hail Mary full of.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 How do planes fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I hope DMD lost his gun today... I see lots of potential with this thread. I can't wait for Skins' arrival. TimC did a good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'm a pretty smart guy, but will someone demonstrate how to use toilet paper properly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 [out of character]It would be funny to see someone imitate Yukon, or have him bust out the dictionary and impersonate someone who could spell...[/out of character] Oh, and umm Ricky Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (edited) Reno Mahe Stubs Big Toe - (June 23rd) In my never ending attempt to break all things NFL related before these johnnie come lately admins around here, I break another irrelevant story for all my Huddle followers. Mahe bangs toe on bathroom sink. Will only miss two hours practice time - Rueters Edited June 23, 2006 by Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Empirical data clearly establishes that there exists no correlation between height and being a successful economist. However, John Maynard Keynes was 6'6"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Reno Mahe Stubs Big Toe - (June 23rd) In my never ending attempt to break all things NFL related before these johnnie come lately admins around here, I break another irrelevant story for all my Huddle followers. - Rueters Cliaz does not name his source or know how to use the underline feature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Good job everyone..You guys took the ball and ran with it ..Funny stuff. Ill start another one soon with new pairings in the meantime keep these up there is some great stuff in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You know what would be the perfect pet. A midget monkey. I mean how cool would that be. You could buy preemie baby diapers and swaddle that little dude in it. I wonder if I could pull it off. I gotta believe if I can just get my hands on a pregnant monkey and feed her 2 packs of Marlboro's a day, I could have me a new friend. My ho didn't like the idea, so I backhanded her a couple of times. I'm off to the zoo fellas. If I'm not back posting in two hours, call the D.C. police station and find out what the bail is for getting caught with a stolen, smoking, pregnant monkey. Tailgate Poster Of The Millennium - Cliaz - Annual Huddle Awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sorry I'm late to this thread. I just got out of another f*ckin' meeting with my idiot boss. After all the chit I've been through at this place, I have to come in on the weekend to smooth over some missed details by the engineers. Those guys couldn't find their dick if you had them look down. On a brighter note - I think the one female engineer is into sticking her feet in grape jelly as part of foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (edited) I've just finished watching this afternoon's World Cup matches and I have to say that I am absolutely disgusted with the outcomes. I am revolted that countries as cowardedly as the French and as spineless as the Swiss have advanced. That these countries can win at soccer when they cannot win at anything meaningful, like a war, shows how lame of a sport soccer really is. Of course anybody who watched the Italy/United States soccer match the other day would already know how pathetic international soccer is. The Italian players in that game went down so fast at only the slightest touch that you would have guessed that they were reminiscing back to their days as alter boys and that they thought the American players were Catholic priests. At least I can take consolation from France advancing because now I, Spain, will be able to crush them in their next game. About the only good thing about the French is their willingness to embrace ovisphiliacs and produce products specifically designed to satisfy our particular tastes and animal urges. Edited June 23, 2006 by wiegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 More Huddler names 1. Ask what person arrests soldiers in a place for very sick people. 2. Embrace lovingly one proton and one electron where nothing points up and right on the compass. 3. Larger than a normal John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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