jaxfactor Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 I'm in my mail truck today when I see this black Ford Crown Victoria. It has the tinted windows(the real dark kind that are illegal even here in Florida), the custom rims that move, etc. I see on the back of the car that it says "police interceptor" telling me the obvious of where this car came from. I notice the dual chrome exhausts just as the light changes and the car pulls away from me. This is when I notice something hanging from the rear of the car where a trailor hitch would be. I catch up the car at the next light and to my absolute surprise I see it. Or should I say them. Hanging from the trailor hitch is a large black under the butt nut hut complete with testicles. I couldn't believe my eyes. I wish I had my digital with me as I would have snapped a pic so you all could see it. Is this a way for the dude to say"I have balls!"? Unreal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Yep. They've been around for a couple of years. I've only seen them a couple of times and only on ridiculously large 4x4 trucks. Dumbest accessory I've seen I believe. The driver also had the second dumbest - spinners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 (edited) That's a funny combo - redneck nuts on a ghetto cruiser. I'm all for tricking out a nice ride, but have to agree with Puddy - spinners are pretty trashy looking. Gimme a polished 5 spoke any day. Edited September 24, 2006 by Jimmy Neutron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted September 24, 2006 Author Share Posted September 24, 2006 Yep. They've been around for a couple of years. I've only seen them a couple of times and only on ridiculously large 4x4 trucks. So what's the purpose? Is this a cocky(no pun intended) way to say "I have balls"? And would the ghetto cruiser complete with black sack and balls be a way of thumbing their noses at rednecks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Yeah, they've been around for a while....there called Truck Nutz. There friggin rediculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I've heard Truck Nutz add 15 horsepower. Can anyone verify this? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Trailer hitch, huh? My wife keeps mine in her purse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunther Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I've heard Truck Nutz add 15 horsepower. Can anyone verify this? :confused: Naw, that is just bull, but they do add weight in the back for added traction when you launch. I saw two vehicles today with hitch nuts on them, one was a Civic (replete with a hugh wing on the deck that should only be used for NHRA Top Fuel dragsters) and the other an older small Toyota pickup. Seems to be catching on around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Trailer hitch, huh? My wife keeps mine in her purse. I always thought that meant that a bullrider owned the vehicle. Shows how stupid I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I love it when I see a old ghetto minivan with rollin' on twenties with spinners, cracks me up everytime. The other day I saw a Papa Johns pizza guy pimpin' in his Chevy Malibu with two spinners. Just a few more tips and he can buy the other two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I was out with the family today and saw and old dude with a set of "Nutz" on his truck.....friggin rediculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codwagon Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 TimC, why does your state hate America? Aw Nutz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 TimC, why does your state hate America? Aw Nutz! Chesapeake Delegate Sponsors Nutty Bill Posted: Jan 15, 2008 08:58 AM EST Today, a Chesapeake lawmaker plans to introduce a bill that will ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV. The nutty idea is the brainchild of Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would ban anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia. "Yeah, I definitely think those should be outlawed. I don't approve of that," says one local woman we talked to. But others think its no big deal. "Nah, that's not vulgar, that's funny," says one man. Spruill says these types of dangling do-dads are tacky, vulgar, and downright embarassing. It still has a long way to go before it ever becomes law. "It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can't do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much. So I am trying to stop it," he tells NewsChannel 3 in an interview. Spruill says the idea for the bill came to him after the daughter of one of the people in his district saw a pair of the testicles hanging from the back of a truck in traffic. That's when Spruill put the bill in action. Although he says he hasn't found anyone to co-sponsor it with him. Interesting word choice there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 TimC, why does your state hate America? Because of the Yankees. Because of them gawd-danged Yankees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Pretty grotesque, IMO. As far as making a statement about one's self, its a step or two below a decal of Calvin peeing on something. But on the plus side it makes it a lot easier for me to make accurate snap judgments about people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codwagon Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Pretty grotesque, IMO. As far as making a statement about one's self, its a step or two below a decal of Calvin peeing on something. But on the plus side it makes it a lot easier for me to make accurate snap judgments about people. I have been told through friends that a friend from childhood now drives a vehicle with Calvin peeing on the words "my baby's mama". Your snap judgment on him would be accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Making myself a mental note: Probably not the best vehicle to use as a getaway car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) That's a funny combo - redneck nuts on a ghetto cruiser. racist. Where they trippin on the skinny tires and shiny wheels too? shizzle mah nizzle! Edited January 15, 2008 by BeeR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Having Truck Nuts on your vehicle is ghey. However, having Truck Nuts on your vehicle with THIS hanging off of them is the BOMB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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