Caveman_Nick Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I'm too lazy to do laundry, but i need certain clothes for tomorrow. I usually just spray them with Febreze to make them smell a tiny bit better, but that doesn't always take care of it. Anyone have any suggestions, perhaps from their college days, as how to make clothes seem fesh and clean without actually doing laundry? Fold & Fluff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I honestly dont even know how to do laundry..Seriously. I have done it maybe 3 times in my life I truly believe this statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I truly believe this statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 15, 2007 Author Share Posted February 15, 2007 One thing you might not want to cut corners on son. are you my real daddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Leave them outside overnight. What if a squirrel shats on them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 What if a squirrel shats on them? You can blame the stink on that instead of laziness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Fold & Fluff. We'll leave the fluffing to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 We'll leave the fluffing to you I'll remember that next time I see Mrs Perch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 What if a squirrel shats on them? You smell squirrel skat... I smell success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Put on a tremendous amount of cologne ..like saturday night fever amount Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 15, 2007 Author Share Posted February 15, 2007 Put on a tremendous amount of cologne ..like saturday night fever amount is that what you used to do to pick up women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 That and pants with broken zippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 You must be hot, or a Sugar Mama! My wife does all things domestic. Every now and then I help out, but I didn't learn to do laundry until about a year ago, and I'm 33. I do it when the wife is out of town, that is about it. Now for Valentines day I left work early, cleaned the house some and cooked her dinner, but was because it was a special day. i've learned the secret is to do laundry (or other such chores) every once in a while to a) make it seem like a big deal that i did it, and remind her of how poorly i do the job, as well as why she never asks me to do it in the first place.* * thankfully, does not apply to sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Fold & Fluff. I'm pretty sure it's fluff......THEN fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I honestly dont even know how to do laundry..Seriously. I have done it maybe 3 times in my life The irony, of course, is that you're in the garment business. Sorta like a cattle rancher not knowing how to cook a steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Unless you have to go to a laundromat, how f'ing hard is it to do the laundry? What he said - it ain't rocket science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 What he said - it ain't rocket science. problem is, i DO have to go to a laundromat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 The irony, of course, is that you're in the garment business. Sorta like a cattle rancher not knowing how to cook a steak. I can give you care instructions for any fabric I sell .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Get married. Classic H8 response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I can give you care instructions for any fabric I sell .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Well me being a total neat freak.....I do about 70% of all house chores. My wife's idea of doing the laundry is moving it from the washer to the dryer....I gather it all up take it down there, haul it back up after it's done and put it all away(she helps with this part about 50% of the time). My next door neighbors are the laziest people I have ever met......in there basement they literally have a pile of laundry the size of a small 4 door car. Do what they do.....they go buy new clothes rather than cleaning what they have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 problem is, i DO have to go to a laundromat. Put a lot of cologne when you go to the laundromat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 problem is, i DO have to go to a laundromat. Bring Doritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Bring Doritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joessfl Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 You smell squirrel skat... I smell success. Wouldnt the smart thing be to spray squirrel repelent on the clothes first before putting them outside? Dont hang it on the clothes line though....birds can sit and aim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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