whomper Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 according to spinner.com Feel free to add any you can think of 20. "If I was a sculptor But then again, no" --Elton John's 'Your Song' (lyrics by Bernie Taupin) 19.Lucky that my breasts Are small and humble So you don't confuse Them with mountains" --Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever' 18. "I love you like A fat kid loves cake" --50 Cent's '21 Questions' (I peronally love this line) 17."There's an insect In your ear If you scratch It won't disappear" --U2's 'Staring at the Sun' 16. "Relentless lust Of rotting flesh To thrash the tomb she lies Heathen whore Of Satan's wrath I spit at your demise" --Slayer's 'Necrophiliac' 15. "Leaving was never my proud" --R.E.M.'s 'Leaving New York' 14. "I ain't never seen An ass like that The way you move it You make my pee-pee go 'Doing-doing-doing'" --Eminem's 'Ass Like That' 13. "There were plants And birds And rocks And things" --America's 'Horse With No Name' 12. "Time is like a clock in my heart" --Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)' 11. "I wish it was Sunday That's my fun day My I-don't-have-to-run day" --The Bangles' 'Manic Monday' (lyrics by Prince) 10. "I'm all out of faith This is how I feel" --Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' (lyrics by Anne Preven) 9. "Now you're amazed By the VIP posse Steppin' so hard Like a German Nazi" --Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music' 8. "My panty line shows Got a run in my hose My hair went flat Man, I hate that" --Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home' 7. "I don't think that I've got the stomach To stomach calling you today" --Saves the Day's 'See You' 6."Your butt is mine" --Michael Jackson's 'Bad' 5. "But if this ever-changing world in which we live in ..." --Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die' 4."Young, black and famous With money hangin' Out the anus" --Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down' 3."I don't like cities But I like New York Other places Make me feel like a dork" --Madonna's 'I Love New York' 2. "War is stupid And people are stupid" --Culture Club's 'War Song' 1. "Coast to coast L.A. to Chicago" --Sade's 'Smooth Operator' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzal rhomb Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 They say we're here, to keep the peace (4x) What a bunch of F@cking Sh#t!!!! Anti Flag - who I will see this Friday. Music good/lyrics bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 1. "Coast to coast L.A. to Chicago" --Sade's 'Smooth Operator' I can't believe I never caught that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 5. "But if this ever-changing world in which we live in ..." --Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die' This one doesn't seem that bad at all compared to the otehrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 5. "But if this ever-changing world in which we live in ..." --Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die' This one doesn't seem that bad at all compared to the otehrs. They gave little explanations under each that I couldnt fit..Here was the reasoning on that one Dangerous combination: Sir Paul having so much money and prepositional phrases being so cheap. Any junior-high English teacher would take points off for everything after "world." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 MacArthur Park - Donna Summer MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down... Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! Oh, no No, no Oh NO!! Neil Diamond - I am, I said I am, I said To no one there And no one heard at all Not even the chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 How did this not make the list... "I try to find the good in life Good things in life are hard to find" Daughtry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 (edited) "Someone left the cake out in the rain/I don't think I could take it, `cause it took so long to bake it/And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!" Donna Summers, et al "MacArthur Park" I hate it when I forget the cake outside and then it rains. edit: Ima slo Big John has google, too. Edited April 1, 2007 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 MacArthur Park - Donna Summer MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down... Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! Oh, no No, no Oh NO!! At least Donna Summer had a great voice singing that dreck......check out the William Shatner version and you will then have heard probably the worst song in the history of music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Billy Ocean Get outta my dreams Get in to my car Get outta my dream Get in to the back seat baby Get in to my car Beep Beep, yeah Get outta my mind Get in to my life Ooooooh Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You) Get in to my car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoops5150 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 (edited) Ain't it just like a friend of mine to hit from behind. Oh, I'm going to Carolina in my mind. What THE?? James Taylor Edited April 2, 2007 by Scoops5150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I can't believe I never caught that one! Chicago is on the coast of Lake Michigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 4."Young, black and famous With money hangin' out the anus" --Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down' That lyric is freakin' AWESOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 my wife reminded me of this one, from possibly the most annoying song ever: "Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'" Barenaked Ladies, "One Week" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 lol @ that list not consisting entirely of rap "music" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 By far one of the worst... "I would die for you These five words I swear to you I want to be the air for you I would die for you" John Bon Jovi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Chicago is on the coast of Lake Michigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 16. "Relentless lust Of rotting flesh To thrash the tomb she lies Heathen whore Of Satan's wrath I spit at your demise" --Slayer's 'Necrophiliac' How did that make the list? That is prose right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Misfit Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 At least Donna Summer had a great voice singing that dreck......check out the William Shatner version and you will then have heard probably the worst song in the history of music. I dunno. Bill's "interpretation" of Rocket Man, which Stewie covered so well in an early episode of Family Guy -- may be even worse (although I don't know if it was recorded, or if he just did it at the 1978 Sci Fi awards). When he says "and I'm gonna be ... HHH-HIGH ... " and then some synthesizer kicks in, wow, you just know in that moment that we take ourselves way too seriously as a species ... I'm not the MAN they think I am at all Steely Dan should get a lifetime achievement award for bad lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 What a f'ing beast Her ass alone would be a feast and her love drippings did contain the stench of rotting yeast - Spandex Enormity - MOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy n Dirty Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 "I have only come here seeking knowledge, Things they would not teach me of in college" Police, Wrapped Around My Finger Of course, the 80s were ripe with one terrible lyric after another, but what's to be expected from a band that calls itself Kaja Goo Goo? "You're too shy shy hush hush eye to eye too shy shy hush hush too shy shy hush hush eye to eye too shy shy hush hush eye to eye too shy shy hush hush eye to eye too shy shy hush hush" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 #20 is not bad if kept in context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I've been to paradise But I've never been to me - Charlene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I just called to say "I Love you" and I mean it from the bottom of my heart....... What a sapfest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankk Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 How about: Catch the witness, catch the wit, Catch the spirit, catch the spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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