untateve Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the person sitting next to you can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Even joking about something like that on an airplane or around airport security can get you arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 There's nothing funny about vapor lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I would advise against this "funny" joke. Unless you want to get beat up and then arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Until you get popped in the head by 5 air marshalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 7, 2007 Author Share Posted April 7, 2007 I would advise against this "funny" joke. Unless you want to get beat up and then arrested. I think you underestimate the flying public's sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 F'n hilarious! My Arabic is a little rusty but I think the script says, "Me so horny, love you long time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 :blink:I think Unta is becoming subversive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trots Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I think you underestimate the flying public's sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 F'n hilarious! My Arabic is a little rusty but I think the script says, "Me so horny, love you long time." Man your Arabic is terrible. That's an Asian statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 (edited) Arabic is an Asian language. While that may be true, that was not an Arabic chic during 2LiveCrew's song. Edited April 7, 2007 by Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 While that may be true, 2LiveCrew that was not an Arabic chic during that song. What happened wiegie? Was you post inaccurate or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the person sitting next to you can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf 6. Deal with the smell of the sh*t-stained seat and pants of the person sitting next to you. Hopefully, it's a very lengthy flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 What happened wiegie? Was you post inaccurate or something I decided not to be pedantic for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I decided not to be pedantic for a change. I don't even think I know you anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I don't even think I know you anymore. Come on now, you have to recognize the person who felt obligated to post a link to the definition of the word pedantic--thereby implying that other people would be too ignorant to know what the word meant on their own. That has to count for something. Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 That would go over like a turd in the punch bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 That would go over like a turd in the punch bowl. from the movie "Up the Academy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Come on now, you have to recognize the person who felt obligated to post a link to the definition of the word pedantic--thereby implying that other people would be too ignorant to know what the word meant on their own. That has to count for something. Right? Professor, I posted with Azzazello1313: I knew Azazello1313; Azazello1313 was a friend of mine. Professor, you're no Azzazello1313. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Come on now, you have to recognize the person who felt obligated to post a link to the definition of the word pedantic--thereby implying that other people Puddy would be too ignorant to know what the word meant on their own. That has to count for something. Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 (edited) Man your Arabic is terrible. That's an Asian statement. Thank you Professor. Arabic is still considered an Asian language. It's ORIGINALLY from the flick Full Metal Jacket but most of us have heard it from skins in PMs and some obsure threads. Edited April 8, 2007 by The Holy Roller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Thank you Professor. Arabic is still considered an Asian language. Man, that Holy Roller is really a pedantic prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 (edited) Man, that Holy Roller is really has a hugh a pendantic prick. I am somewhat famous for it. Edited April 8, 2007 by The Holy Roller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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