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Long story short, my sinuses have been jacked up from the pollen and my ears have been running. I routinely clean my ears with q-tips. Well the cootn part just let go and is jammed way downin my ear. We have tried to retrieve it to no avail.

 

Any ideas?

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Long story short, my sinuses have been jacked up from the pollen and my ears have been running. I routinely clean my ears with q-tips. Well the cootn part just let go and is jammed way downin my ear. We have tried to retrieve it to no avail.

 

Any ideas?

 

 

Dude this happen to me. BTW props for sticking the q-tizzle down in there, it feels awesome. Eargasim. Anyways don't try and f'ck with it. Go to the emergency room and let a medical professional get it out. If you screw around in there you could really f'ck up your ear.

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pour some hydrogen peroxide in your ear and see if it "bubbles out"

 

 

That's what I do to clean the ear wax out. I put an ear full of hydrogen peroxide and tilt my head to let it work. Then I use one of those bulb things filled with luke warm water and blast it out. Works wonders. You wouldn't believe the chit that comes out of my ears.

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Peroxide and special angled tweezers are my friends. IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!

 

:doh:

 

 

Can you hear me now? :D

 

 

Can you hear me now? :D

 

 

Can you hear me now? :tup:

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Man, I hate getting to these threads late sometimes. Anyhow, there's some practical advice for your situation in the story below.

 

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.

The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

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