spain Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Who would take an email like that and start making phone calls. "Jimmys Getting Mad"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Jimmy doesn't like to get fooled" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Still, if the kid really does want a penguin, he could persuade his parents to get one at penguinwarehouse.com Great bargains to be had there, Emperor, King, Rockhopper...... Top 10 reasons to adopt a penguin. 1. The perfect conversation piece for parties! 2. Make great foot-warmers. 3. Lovely lawn ornament. 4. Man's true best friend. 5. Good dancing partner. 6. Bring South Pole home! 7. Come fully dressed in their own tuxedo. 8. Rid house of pesky krill. 9. Good Christmas Decorations! 10. Have you seen a penguin?! Another linky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 8. Rid house of pesky krill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Why do I have the feeling that Jimmy might be absent from the Huddle for a few days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Jimmy yer gonna have to turn in those drawers, I think. Yer wife's friends sisters vet or whatever made you look foolish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Jimmy yer gonna have to turn in those drawers, I think. Yer wife's friends sisters vet or whatever made you look foolish. Anyone else fearing for the safety of one of Jimmy's wives about right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Jimmy and I are going out to dinner next Friday I wonder if he'll show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 penguins are preactically chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) Jimmy, Do you have a friend of a friend who went to a wedding where under everyone's chairs there were pictures of the bride having sex with the best man? Edited April 27, 2007 by TDFFFreak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Yo Jimmy, I have this swampland in Fla,,,,,,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Who would take an email like that and start making phone calls. jimmy, the calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I bet Jimmy is hoping one of us posts something that will get this thread deleted! IMPEACH BUSH AND CHENEY! Jimmy, I will be sending you a bill for my usual fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Those "feel good" stories have a jedi mind trick effect on them. This isn't the penguin you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Jimmy and I are going out to dinner next Friday I wonder if he'll show If he brings a penquin, dont flog him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 From the archives: Bat the penguin game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Do I need to remind you all of something about Jimmy? He's the one with all the guns! You guys go ahead and make fun of him all you want...I think I'll take a little leave of the huddle for a few days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Do I need to remind you all of something about Jimmy? He's the one with all the guns! J/K about that whole dinner joke there Jimmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Jimmy, I think you need to start typing in yellow and black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) bump salt, meet wound Edited April 27, 2007 by dmarc117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Do I need to remind you all of something about Jimmy? He's the one with all the guns! You guys go ahead and make fun of him all you want...I think I'll take a little leave of the huddle for a few days... Jimmy can only shoot cardboard boxes hiding behind sheets in someone's basement. He is useless against human targets. In jimmy's defense, he did start off the story with "my wife's sister's friend's cousin's obstetrician's girlfriend said that..." as opposed to "my friend said that" which is how urban myths get started: one takes on a 4th hand story as one's 2nd hand story. and he must be thanking his lucky stars he took the time to do so: think of how badly his chops would be busted now if he'd claimed this happened to a friend of his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 It was a friggin penguin man! Did you ever stop to think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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