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Draft Day Smack Talk

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A few years ago, we had a guy rail on someone for a pick, don't remember the pick now. But the guy was the Super Bowl winner from the previous season, and the guy who was talking trash had yet to win one. All the guy replied was, "Win something a$$hole, then talk...." While nothing spectacular on its own, at the time it was good for a great laugh.

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You waste a 7th round pick on a clip-board holder? You guys with your glossy cheat-sheets from Wal-Mart.

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One I always like to use occurs when somebody tells you about one of their fantasy teams that is incredibly stacked with the absolute best players in the league. I will say, "Thats cool, but is it really fun to be in a 3 team league with your Mother and sister?" Or something to that effect.

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It was really not smack talk..... more of a non-verbal thing.

 

I can remember midway thru the 1st round the guy's pick was so stupid that the entire room (which had been very lively) was so stunned that it went dead silent for about a minute.....

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Nice pick!......If you're going for an all senior citizen's team. Who's your kicker gonna be? George Blanda?

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Just a stunned and/or sarcastic sounding "wow" and you may add, "thanks for your donation this year".

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"The player you need for an even sh*tier team is ____. Oh, my bad, you already drafted him."

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"That pick bites worse than one of Mike Vick's dogs"

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I can't believe he was still available

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"Who did you pick? Oh, Ok. I guess the village no longer needs to search for their idiot"

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"That pick bites worse than one of Mike Vick's dogs"

 

 

:D:D

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Or the classic, good for all-occassions: "You SUCK!"

Edited by Crazysight

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Roger Goodell has suspended players for making moves that werent as stupid as that pick!

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That guy's a page turner! (everyone but the guy who drafted him has him on their next page)

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Great pick, just like it was two rounds ago. Wake up!

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Great pick, just like it was two rounds ago. Wake up!

 

:D This reminds me of something that happened at my auction/dynasty last year... Reggie Bush was the third or fourth person called up for auction. The owner came in with a lot of money with Bush on his list but didnt bid a dollar on him... About an hour later he calls up Reggie Bush for auction. We have no idea where his head was at early on in the draft, but it led to a lot of laughs from all of us.

That and another guy bidding up his own restricted free agent just because he didnt want one of his rivals to get him... I guess he didnt understand the whole RFA thing.

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