Sam Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 After reading through DJ's post I'm sure a lot of you have some interesting stories. I really don't have any....unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Pay for the 20 minute session... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Pay for the 20 second session... Fixed that for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Fixed that for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Cue Cliaz in 3, 2..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I don't know. click on the link. imagine the guy talking is a chick and untateve is the dog. I have found this a useful strategy in my interactions with women. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/143296774_97691615cb.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 This girl in high school had a crush on me. She was a geek, but cute. At a dance one nite, she explained that she bet her girlfriends a box of floppy discs that she could bag me. To prove it she asked for my underwear. My little sister told me she paid a buck to see my skivies in the girls can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 This girl in high school had a crush on me. She was a geek, but cute. At a dance one nite, she explained that she bet her girlfriends a box of floppy discs that she could bag me. To prove it she asked for my underwear. My little sister told me she paid a buck to see my skivies in the girls can. Afterwards, did you go to your brother's wedding where he was whacked out on pain killers and then the really dreamy but quiet girl that you had a crush on was waiting for you when the wedding party left you there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Afterwards, did you go to your brother's wedding where he was whacked out on pain killers and then the really dreamy but quiet girl that you had a crush on was waiting for you when the wedding party left you there? Yup, but she was driving a 81 Yugo instead of the Porche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I went through a phase where i dated crazy chicks/gothic chicks. good times there. The craziest one was the rape chick. I've had the chick who loved to be fisted but I could NOT get into that at all. I felt like I was punching a slimy hot roast beef glove. The pee on my chick was hot but screwed up in the head. I think beside the rape chick was the girl that would cry during sex but honeslty i'd cry to if i was banging myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Goddamn. I hooked up with several easy women back in the day, but they were absolute prudes compared to Cliaz's hookups. Some of them didn't even give BJs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKF Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I always like the married ones. You get all freaky and nasty with them and then send them back to their hubbies all fouled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 McNasty offered to pee on me once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I went through a phase where i dated crazy chicks/gothic chicks. good times there. The craziest one was the rape chick. I've had the chick who loved to be fisted but I could NOT get into that at all. I felt like I was punching a slimy hot roast beef glove. The pee on my chick was hot but screwed up in the head. I think beside the rape chick was the girl that would cry during sex but honeslty i'd cry to if i was banging myself. You are a classic Cliaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 While driving to drop a chick off, that was devouring my junk, to her boyfriends work. She asked me to park out by the street so she could finish. I saw her dude through the office window occasionally and I felt bad. :sike: This was back him highschool/college for the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I met this Palestinian chick online that was rich and was a fan of Tool so how bad could she be. A few drinks later and I'm wrist deep and shes loving it. She wouldnt let me hit it cause I didnt have any condoms. Needless to say that was the first and last date. But I guess she didnt really ask me to fist her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKF Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I met this Palestinian chick online that was rich and was a fan of Tool so how bad could she be. A few drinks later and I'm wrist deep and shes loving it. She wouldnt let me hit it cause I didnt have any condoms. Needless to say that was the first and last date. But I guess she didnt really ask me to fist her. The camels must have really stretched that one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The camels must have really stretched that one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanzzzz Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 i took home this teenage indian mom one night. the next morning i woke up and she had peed my bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Just wondering here but, do any of you leave your browser open where your wife/kids may sit down and read this board? I know I do often so I, for the record, have not done anything freaky with anyone. Yep, that's my story and I am sticking to it. Oh and my wife is great. Not freaky but just great in every sort of way that I need her to be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clickclack Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I met this chick online-- she was hot-- I take her out for a few drinks and then took her to a life gurad stand-- I start fingerining her and I noticed shes got her tampon up in her and is on her PERIOD__ I was so grossed out that she would even let me go there while she was at that point in her month-- so she felt bad and started blowing me So im enjoying it and then she decides to hop ontop of me and wanted it-- while the tampon is still in her- no condom and I just met her-- really classy! needless to say- I didnt bang her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 get this ... one time, my wife asked me to have sex. i'm not chiting you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 get this ... one time, my wife asked me to have sex. i'm not chiting you. wait-she initiated it? impressive. now that there is a freaky chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 wait-she initiated it? impressive. now that there is a freaky chick. you know it brother. i had no idea what was happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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