H8tank Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 So I got this neighbor, lives down the road a ways, don't know him to well, he's tried to be friendly in the past, I don't really give a schit... but I had a problem, so I go to his house. Me: "hey, you seen my dog, she's a blue healer collie mix, red collar, nice dog." him: "nope, can't say I have" me: "That's right, cause she's a good f0kin dog, and she stays where she is supposed too, on the other hand, your f0kin peice of schit lab/hound was at my camp breakfast this am stealing biscuits off the fire and being a major pain in the ass." him: "really? damn, so sorry, I had no idea..." me: "this is just a friendly notice, control the animal." We live 1/4 mile away. Question is, should I use a 12ga or the .223? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 A fishing pole would be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 lmao what an ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted August 11, 2007 Author Share Posted August 11, 2007 lmao what an ass Hey, I am not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Hit his wifes biscuit............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted August 11, 2007 Author Share Posted August 11, 2007 HIs wife is hot... 28 maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 (edited) HIs wife is hot... 28 maybe? Screw his wife then tell him he needs to keep her on a leash too. Edited August 11, 2007 by twiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Shotgun without a doubt. The dog won't come back. Growing up, my grandfather had a Chessie that could be a bit thick-headed. He got an ass full of shotgun pellets on more than one occasion but never for the same action. It was pretty funny to watch my grandfather get pissed and shoot the dog. (never with a 12 gauge though) Same dog: One day we were out in the country and wanted to check out this abandoned farm house so went in, looked around and then left to keep walking down the road. The dog just looked at us from the upstairs window. When we yelled for him to come, he didn't even think (may not have had the capacity)...out the window he came. Hit the ground, rolled a couple times and kept on coming. Not a bad dog, just nothing upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Screw his dog, leash his wife, and feed him biscuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Screw his wife then tell him he needs to keep her on a leash too. Oh man...instead classic! Gonna make it to by sig line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Don't shoot the dog, shoot the owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 shotgun full of rock salt ought to do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Vick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 So I got this neighbor, lives down the road a ways, don't know him to well, he's tried to be friendly in the past, I don't really give a schit... but I had a problem, so I go to his house. Me: "hey, you seen my dog, she's a blue healer collie mix, red collar, nice dog." him: "nope, can't say I have" me: "That's right, cause she's a good f0kin dog, and she stays where she is supposed too, on the other hand, your f0kin peice of schit lab/hound was at my camp breakfast this am stealing biscuits off the fire and being a major pain in the ass." him: "really? damn, so sorry, I had no idea..." me: "this is just a friendly notice, control the animal." We live 1/4 mile away. Question is, should I use a 12ga or the .223? Nah...I'd use a bow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Next time, just attach a little baggie to the dog's collar that contains a bullet, and note that says "strike two". Then, send him back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzal rhomb Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 there are no bad dogs - only bad owners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 What did Garth do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 pepper spray in the face... dog will never return to youre compound again.... shooting the dog .... may get u in trouble.. pepper spray wont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Next time, just attach a little baggie to the dog's collar that contains a bullet, and note that says "strike two". Then, send him back home. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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