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What is this world coming too...?


cliaz
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Hit me

Going, going, gone

Now I dialed 911 a long time ago

Dont you see how late theyre reactin

They only come and they come when they wanna

So get the morgue embalm the goner

They dont care cause they stay paid anyway

They teach ya like an ace they cant be betrayed

I know you stumble with no use people

If your life is on the line they youre dead today

Late comings with the late comin stretcher

Thats a body bag in disguise yall betcha

I call em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?

With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya

They are the kings cause they swing amputation

Lose your arms, your legs to them its compilation

I can prove it to you watch the rotation

It all adds up to a funky situation

So get up get, get get down

911 is a joke in yo town

Get up, get, get, get down

Late 911 wears the late crown

 

911 is a joke

 

Everyday they dont never come correct

You can ask my man right here with the broken neck

Hes a witness to the job never bein done

He wouldve been in full in 8 9-11

Was a joke cause they always jokin

They the token to your life when its croakin

They need to be in a pawn shop on a

911 is a joke we dont want em

I call a cab cause a cab will come quicker

The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker

The reason that I say that cause they

Flick you off like fleas

They be laughin at ya while youre crawlin on your knees

And to the strength so go the length

Thinkin you are first when you really are tenth

You better wake up and smell the real flavor

Cause 911 is a fake life saver

 

So get up, get, get get down

911 is a joke in yo town

Get up, get, get, get down

Late 911 wears the late crown

 

Ow, ow 911 is a joke

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It makes absolutely no sense to me. He wasn't even popular back when he was popular. The only thing that I could figure is that they picked Flavor Flav to roast simply because he would be easy material for the roasters to write jokes about. Whoever is in charge of making the decisions on who to roast should be fired (I mean that quite sincerely).

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I watched it last night and I laughed my arss off. It was mostly black on white jokes and a few "you screwed that white beast". I actually thought the "Flav you look like an aborted baby that survived from Whoopie and Gollum's mating"

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