tonorator Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 i vote cash for the following reasons ... Reason 1.Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called “The Man In Black” and it wasn’t Chuck Norris Reason 2. Johnny didn’t have to fight to be a bad ass. He just had to pick up a beer bottle and a guitar. Reason 3. Norris made a bunch of films where he killed folks. Johnny Cash went to Folsom Prison and did a concert. You tell me which one takes more balls. Reason 4. Chuck wasn’t the first of his kind to kick ass. Johnny was the first rock star to set something on fire. While most artists only set their hotel rooms on fire, Johnny took it one step further and burned down half a national forest. Reason 5. When Chuck was five, he was a normal five year old. Johnny had already earned man points by working in his dad’s cotton fields. That is a true bad ass. By the time he was six, Cash did more hard work than most men do in their whole life. Reason 6. Chuck never got stabbed in the back by a woman. Johnny never stopped bleeding. Chuck may have gotten punched a few times, but Johnny knew what real pain was. Reason 7. Chuck is a republican. Johnny was close with every president except for GWB. It was said he just didn’t trust that son of a bitch. When Johnny didn’t trust someone, you just knew something foul was going on. Reason 8. Johnny was invited to play the at White House in 1972 for Richard Nixon. He was given a list of politically correct songs to sing. He instead metaphorically threw up his middle finger at the establishment, in true ShoutWire fashion, and sang a set full of left leaning, politically charged tunes. Chuck Norris has never told the president to lipolymphohemangiomas hemihypertrophy off in his own house. Reason 9. Chuck Norris made a lot of crappy movies. Johnny Cash never touched anything that didn’t turn to gold. In the 80’s, he made a song called “Chicken in Black” to get himself out of a record deal. Even that became popular. Reason 10. Johnny is the only man in history to decline painkillers after a double bypass heart surgery. He knew he liked drugs too lovely much and wouldn’t stop. That shows power over an addiction previously not seen before. Kicking a ninja's ass is easy compared to kicking a drug's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Reason #1 why Norris kicks Johnny's ass....Chuck Norris is still capable of moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 (edited) Dude, this is not even close. You expect me to vote for some denim stretch-pants wearing momo with silly freaking hair and a porn stash over the man in black. Really? Don't get me wrong, Chuck Norris could kick my ass proper. Then again, Jeff Garcia prolly could as well. Edited November 30, 2007 by detlef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 (edited) No one beats Chuck Norris, no one, not even Tedy Bruschi. Damnit, accidently voted for Cash. Now that I see the results maybe I should delete my post all together. Edited November 30, 2007 by chiefjay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 (edited) Don't get me wrong, Chuck Norris could kick my ass proper. Then again, Jeff Garcia prolly could as well. Garcia wouldn't your , he'd it... Edited November 30, 2007 by muck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Garcia wouldn't your , he'd it... Jeff is not happy with what you're implying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Jeff is not happy with what you're implying... sexah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 appears this debate is not only going on at the Huddle Man in Black vs Martial art man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Is it true that Johnny Cash wrote Burning Ring of Fire on the toilet one morning after eating too much mexican food the night before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSULions Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I think Johnny Cash is awesome. When I was a kid I would listen to many of his songs and when my mom was pregrant with my brother, I wanted to name by new brother Johnny Cash for his first and middle names! Fortunately for my brother my parents didn't listen to a 4 year old and named him Daniel instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I think Johnny Cash is awesome. When I was a kid I would listen to many of his songs and when my mom was pregrant with my brother, I wanted to name by new brother Johnny Cash for his first and middle names! Fortunately for my brother my parents didn't listen to a 4 year old and named him Daniel instead. Well, they could have named him "Sue". That would really suck. On another note. Puddy must be quite the bad-ass. Looks like he's out pulling Norris in the vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Damnit, accidently voted for Cash. Now that I see the results maybe I should delete my post all together. That, fine sir, is the power of Johnny Cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 That, fine sir, is the power of Johnny Cash. xactly. Anyone who wants to claim any ninja powers Norris has. This is the only argument you need for Cash. Freaking Jedi baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Is it true that Johnny Cash wrote Burning Ring of Fire on the toilet one morning after eating too much mexican food the night before? Nope, June Carter wrote it about her falling in love with him. Another point for Johnny. He could sing a song about what an El Guapo he was and still make a hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Reason #1 why Norris kicks Johnny's ass....Chuck Norris is still capable of moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Puddy must be quite the bad-ass. Looks like he's out pulling Norris in the vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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