tonorator Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 baby got back ... the tag line was, "i know what she ate last summer ... everything." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I don't care, I'd still hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 that's not her... you could probably see the sides of her cans from the back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Oh no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Women over 23 should be forced to wear Burkas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 The next time I'm completely yoked and have a body fat of 10%, I'll be sure to take shots at some chick for having a bit of an ass. Oh, wait a minute... Actually, I wouldn't give two craps then either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 The next time I'm completely yoked and have a body fat of 10%, I'll be sure to take shots at some chick for having a bit of an ass. Oh, wait a minute... Actually, I wouldn't give two craps then either. I'm 14%...can I make fun of her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I'm 14%...can I make fun of her? [left side of my body] +1 [/left side of my body] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 [left side of my body] +1 [/left side of my body] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 No f'n way that is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Allah willing, that would never happen to her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 No f'n way that is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Allah willing, that would never happen to her! That is her...no question. If you check the "name that butt" link, it actually shows the front view. Shocking stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 10. It looks like her butt was caught in a hail storm, or 5 pounds of chewed gum wrapped in Saran Wrap. I would still do her, don't get me wrong. But I would humiliate her first. I would put golf balls in her ass divots. Then whack them off with a 7 iron, or maybe I'll just whack myself off. Whichever is easier. Posted at 3:26PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted December 4, 2007 Author Share Posted December 4, 2007 The next time I'm completely yoked and have a body fat of 10%, I'll be sure to take shots at some chick for having a bit of an ass. Oh, wait a minute... Actually, I wouldn't give two craps then either. thanks for the tip (-2% of course ...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 She can do me and I'll even let her keep the 2% transaction fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Bring this thread back to life in the offseason during the Tournament of Babes so I remember not to vote for her! Although, I'd still hit it without any second thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 (edited) If you don't want the paps snapping unflattering pics of you, then either a) quit acting and begin a non-public life, squirting out kids and decorating your house; or b ) stay on a more disciplined workout routine and diet, and in general work your ass off (good advice, apparently) to stay in good shape for your acting gigs. But trying to create an option c), i.e. gettin fat and defending yourself in public, is a mistake. I don't remember your age when you started JLH, but pretty much your whole adult life (career, lifestyle, etc.) has been built on illusion. That is, you portray a cute, smart, hottie with a great rack - as an actress. You get paid obscene money for this. As much as I despise Oprah, at least she comes by her situation honestly - she's always been fat, and constantly shares her struggles with wanting to be thinner. She made her $ despite being fat, not being thin for awhile then getting fat and saying its 'okay now', or 'I used to be thin but now realize the error of my ways'. 'Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain' said the wizard, and now hypocrites like JLove and Tyra think they are 'giving back' to young girls AFTER making all their $ on the illusion? Crap, pure crap is what it is ladies, and you know it. Get over yourselves, and choose one of the other 2 options above. that is all. Edited December 4, 2007 by Coffeeman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I guess she can always fall back on her singing career. Move over David Hasselhoff... seriously, move WAY over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 If you don't want the paps snapping unflattering pics of you, then either a) quit acting and begin a non-public life, squirting out kids and decorating your house; or b ) stay on a more disciplined workout routine and diet, and in general work your ass off (good advice, apparently) to stay in good shape for your acting gigs. But trying to create an option c), i.e. gettin fat and defending yourself in public, is a mistake. I don't remember your age when you started JLH, but pretty much your whole adult life (career, lifestyle, etc.) has been built on illusion. That is, you portray a cute, smart, hottie with a great rack - as an actress. You get paid obscene money for this. As much as I despise Oprah, at least she comes by her situation honestly - she's always been fat, and constantly shares her struggles with wanting to be thinner. She made her $ despite being fat, not being thin for awhile then getting fat and saying its 'okay now', or 'I used to be thin but now realize the error of my ways'. 'Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain' said the wizard, and now hypocrites like JLove and Tyra think they are 'giving back' to young girls AFTER making all their $ on the illusion? Crap, pure crap is what it is ladies, and you know it. Get over yourselves, and choose one of the other 2 options above. that is all. Well all this certainly crossed my mind. Especially the hypocrisy of it. However, that doesn't make me any more inclined to giver her crap about having flaps. Does the fact that she made a ton of money because she was hot require her to stay hot forever or face ridicule? I mean, if she showed up for a Victoria's Secret shoot like that, then she needs to be sent on her way. However... I mean, should we give Joe Montana crap if he still can't lead a two minute drill? After all, he's only famous because he could. Is she guilty of putting on some pounds and then jumping around saying, "Look at me! I'm fat and proud!" Or is she simply guilty of wearing a two-piece, having some paparazzi catch her and then fighting back when everyone starts razzing her about her ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I don't care, I'd still hit it. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 However, that doesn't make me any more inclined to giver her crap about having flaps. Does the fact that she made a ton of money because she was hot require her to stay hot forever or face ridicule? Yes, it does. Next? No seriously, if you're advocating my option a) above, I agree with you. But if you are advocating option c), I have to disagree. She is still working, or attempting to, as far as I know. Now if the writers' strike gave her some time off, I can understand it. But I have a feeling she is not taking option a) anytime soon, and will therefore get back in the gym asap - because she has no choice if she want to play the game. That puts her back in the hypocrisy camp, no? As for Montana, not everyone can be a Vinny T, I guess..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Yes, it does. Next? No seriously, if you're advocating my option a) above, I agree with you. But if you are advocating option c), I have to disagree. She is still working, or attempting to, as far as I know. Now if the writers' strike gave her some time off, I can understand it. But I have a feeling she is not taking option a) anytime soon, and will therefore get back in the gym asap - because she has no choice if she want to play the game. That puts her back in the hypocrisy camp, no? As for Montana, not everyone can be a Vinny T, I guess..... I actually misread your options and think I agree with you entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Don't care, me still loves me some Jennifer Love Hugh T*ts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I actually misread your options and think I agree with you entirely. Well, that's not at all in keeping with the Tailgate spirit. Please rephrase this in a muchmore hostile, antagonistic tone. Something like... "You made me misunderstand your original post beause you suck. I am right in allowing you to agree with me now that I have correctly changed my mind to fit the facts that you tried to distort. Suck-wad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 But she isn't fat. She just isn't 17 anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Well, that's not at all in keeping with the Tailgate spirit. Please rephrase this in a muchmore hostile, antagonistic tone. Something like... "You made me misunderstand your original post beause you suck. I am right in allowing you to agree with me now that I have correctly changed my mind to fit the facts that you tried to distort. Suck-wad." Go f yourself momo. This is between me and the jerk-off barista. Better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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