whomper Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 You should reupholster the Hummer's interior with real fur, and place a spotted owl's severed head on your hood ornament. But then place an Al Gore bumper sticker on the back. That would be a good trick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 It's the yuppie equivalent to TimC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Maybe they can afford to fill the tank up regularly and it really doesn't bother them? I dunno. . .I have doubts that the typical guy driving that thing has zero credit card debt and paid for the thing in cash. Bottom line to me is, if you drive a fuel efficient car to da club, think of all the extra lap dances you can afford once you get there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I dunno. . .I have doubts that the typical guy driving that thing has zero credit card debt and paid for the thing in cash. Bottom line to me is, if you drive a fuel efficient car to da club, think of all the extra lap dances you can afford once you get there. You might be on to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I dunno. . .I have doubts that the typical guy driving that thing has zero credit card debt and paid for the thing in cash. Bottom line to me is, if you drive a fuel efficient car to da club, think of all the extra lap dances you can afford once you get there. No hummer may = a hummer ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Every time I see a Hummer filling up all I can think is "Somewhere in the middle east, some towelhead is laughing his ass off at that guy right now". Hey...don't bring your gaza strip warfare around these parts. Oh and H2's are ugly, gas guzzling, POC's that I can guaranty aren't being used for any off road stuff 90% of the time (unless you consider pulling into the mall parking lot going offroad.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Of course they are more attractive than H1 but enough about Huddlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Of course they are more attractive than H1 but enough about Huddlers. H1 is very aerodynamic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Hey...don't bring your gaza strip warfare around these parts.Oh and H2's are ugly, gas guzzling, POC's that I can guaranty aren't being used for any off road stuff 90% of the time (unless you consider pulling into the mall parking lot going offroad.) Of course they are more attractive than H1 but enough about Huddlers. POC = PaulOttCarruth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSUChiefsTarheelFan Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 (edited) was it “wrong” for me to drive my 69 Firebird as it get 10 MPG (maybe). Only if you lined it up next to a 69 Mustang Mach 1 One could make the same argument for people that have 8 kids. The world is over populated, and while my opinion of hugh families (4+ kids) these days is wrong (especially if they can’t afford them) Which is why there should be a law put in place making families, or brother and sister if you live in Arkansas, be required to pass a test and get a license to have a kid. This license should be renewed every two kids. It should be just like getting a job at a bank. Background, Credit, Psychological, and Intelligence checks should all be done before one should be able to have kids. Maybe you could find a bumper sticker that says, "My other car makes my peener feel smaller" With gas going up to $4 a gallon, it also makes your pockets look smaller with a 32 gallon tank and about 8-12 miles a gallon. That's about $130 a fill up. That's a half a pair of new Air Jordans, man! Edited March 31, 2008 by KSUChiefsTarheelFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 H1 is very aerodynamic So he get's better mileage. That's because he weighs a buck fitty. Oh and for Sheik. backdafucup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 No hummer may = a hummer ? Hummers suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 H1 is very aerodynamic I hear he is built for speed when rolling downhill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 So he get's better mileage. That's because he weighs a buck fitty.Oh and for Sheik. backdafucup. and the wind doesnt get caught up in his hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Bottom line to me is, if you drive a fuel efficient car to da club, think of all the extra lap dances you can afford once you get there. Yeah, but you ain't bringing a stripper home in a Ford Focus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Oh and for Sheik. backdafucup. Hawt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I just saw a banner ad for the Hummer here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSUChiefsTarheelFan Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 (edited) Yeah, but you ain't bringing a stripper home in a Ford Focus. Because bringing strippers home is SO much easier when you have a Hummer! Edited March 31, 2008 by KSUChiefsTarheelFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Because bringing strippers home is SO much easier when you have a Hummer! Ford Focus = no money Hummer2 = money and I'm stoopid What do you think would work best? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I would gladly drive an H2 if it burned environmentalists long-haired hippies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSUChiefsTarheelFan Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 (edited) Ford Focus = no money Hummer2 = money and I'm stoopid What do you think would work best? The last time I went and wasted my hard earned money at a strip club was never. But I would have to say that these days with every Hummer driving stoopid man out there, there is two strippers that are driving nicer cars than he is. Strippers only do it to pay for school anyways, which makes them smarter than that! Haven't you ever seen Player's Club? Edited March 31, 2008 by KSUChiefsTarheelFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 You could always move to China. I don't speak spanish.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 The last time I went and wasted my hard earned money at a strip club was never. But I would have to say that these days with every Hummer driving stoopid man out there, there is two strippers that are driving nicer cars than he is. Strippers only do it to pay for school anyways, which makes them smarter than that! Haven't you ever seen Player's Club? Now I understand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 By the way I don't mind the ribbin' I took but I can definitely tell the difference between the responses I got and the ones everyone else had this year and in the past. I meant for this to be some fun regardless of how quickly I was discovered and I think it was. But I feel I am the true example of being laughed at rather than laughed with and alot of that has to do with the persona I've created for myself (the whole trying to hard thing) and how I'm viewed here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 By the way I don't mind the ribbin' I took but I can definitely tell the difference between the responses I got and the ones everyone else had this year and in the past. I meant for this to be some fun regardless of how quickly I was discovered and I think it was. But I feel I am the true example of being laughed at rather than laughed with and alot of that has to do with the persona I've created for myself (the whole trying to hard thing) and how I'm viewed here. Was this intended to be in this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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