SheikYerbuti Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 This Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table The umbrella was asking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 A freaking picnic table? Really? And it was so good he went back for more? I understand the whole notion of "don't knock it 'til you try it" but honestly. When you get to the stage where only a picnic table will do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 No doubt this guy is a sick bastage...but a felony? They can make almost anything a felony with a little creativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 This guy has terrible table manners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 did he use a napkin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 This guy has terrible table manners ... no really.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 No doubt this guy is a sick bastage...but a felony? They can make almost anything a felony with a little creativity. You did see the bit about being within sight of a school yard right? I'm guessing he'd get worse if this was left up to "frontier justice". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 You did see the bit about being within sight of a school yard right? I'm guessing he'd get worse if this was left up to "frontier justice". I guess in my mind I'm thinking that he has a regular privacy fence but lives near a school. Obviously if the children can see him then that entirely different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I would sue the $hit out of the neighbor who videotaped it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 You did see the bit about being within sight of a school yard right? I'm guessing he'd get worse if this was left up to "frontier justice". I just watched the news video and it appears that either there is no fence or the table was in the front of the house. I'm all for it being a felony now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 c'mon, who hasn't seen a hole in a metallic table and thought, "i'd hit that ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 c'mon, who hasn't seen a hole in a metallic table and thought, "i'd hit that ..." "I'm so goddam horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me" - Tom Waits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 c'mon, who hasn't seen a hole in a metallic table and thought, "i'd hit that ..." what about the hole for the umbrella on patio sets?.... I mean, I've even seen a dog skeet one through between 2 cushions on a couch before....gross, but entertaining when under certain influences... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I mean, I've even seen a dog skeet one through between 2 cushions on a couch before....gross, but entertaining when under certain influences... How about just the couch, in general? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Ya know what's good? Bundt cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 How about just the couch, in general? Ask polk's son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 This guy has terrible table manners zing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Ask polk's son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Doesn't Holy Roller live in Ohio? I mean he's pretty horny. This is in Kevin's neck of the woods. Figures it would be a Buckeye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Doesn't Holy Roller live in Ohio? I mean he's pretty horny. This is in Kevin's neck of the woods. Figures it would be a Buckeye. Missouri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 That attracts ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinL Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Doesn't Holy Roller live in Ohio? I mean he's pretty horny. This is in Kevin's neck of the woods. Figures it would be a Buckeye. My sister lived in Bellevue for a couple years. It's about 45 minutes from where I grew up and 90 minutes from where I live now. Bellevue is almost as close to Ann Arbor (106 miles) as it is to Columbus (98 miles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 How about just the couch, in general? as long as it's soft...I consider it a go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Jesus, what the freck is wrong with people?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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