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Golfers need not leave the links now...


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About five years ago they remodeled our local course. They found rocks the size of SUVs and so they placed them on each hole as hole markers. Best idea ever, there is a bathroom on every hole.

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With the amount of beer the guys I used to play golf with drank, they'd need a whole bag of those.

 

+1 Heck if you are that shy, the towel and a beer can will work just as well.

 

Just don't mix them up, unless you are looking for a "Dumb and Dumber" moment.

 

But for me, it's nature's perfect potty, the old oak tree. :wacko:

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There was a sign in the backyard of a house by the teebox in one of these planned golf communities that said "This is a tee area, not a pee area".

 

Losers. Does anyone actually want a house right alongside a golfcourse? Not me by a long shot. Golfballs flying in, a non-stop parade of strangers walking by your house, people pissing in your backyard. It sounds awful. I've definitely hit a house or two in my day.

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Losers. Does anyone actually want a house right alongside a golfcourse? Not me by a long shot. Golfballs flying in, a non-stop parade of strangers walking by your house, people pissing in your backyard. It sounds awful. I've definitely hit a house or two in my day.

 

Not so sure.

My ex bought a house in Hawaii for $184K in the 80's

A Japanese company came by the next year and made a golf course that put her house alongside one of the fairways.

Value of the house went to $750K the next year.

I'd put up with a lot for that.

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Not so sure.

My ex bought a house in Hawaii for $184K in the 80's

A Japanese company came by the next year and made a golf course that put her house alongside one of the fairways.

Value of the house went to $750K the next year.

I'd put up with a lot for that.

 

The fact that it's expensive does not make it more attractive to me.

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Not so sure.

My ex bought a house in Hawaii for $184K in the 80's

A Japanese company came by the next year and made a golf course that put her house alongside one of the fairways.

Value of the house went to $750K the next year.

I'd put up with a lot for that.

Or sell when the value shot up so you get your return on investment and let someone else who likes to live there do so instead?

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feel free to use these new terms ...

 

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.

 

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's an impossible read.

 

A 'Rock Hudson' - it looked straight, but wasn't.

 

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

 

'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

 

A 'John Kennedy Jr'., - didn't make it over the water.

 

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

 

An 'O.J. Simpson' - got away with it.

 

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

 

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used a driver.

 

A 'condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

 

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a bit too far to the right.

 

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far to the left.

 

A 'Barbra Streisand' - ugly but still working.

 

A 'Teddy Kennedy' - goes in the water, but jumps out.

 

A 'Ron Paul' - hit perfectly, but didn't get anywhere.

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