Big Country Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 This past Wednesday, as I try to do about once a month when Darin is in town for work, I met up with Darin at a couple local watering holes. However, this time I brought a good friend from college who is now in his upper 30s, who happened to also be in town as his wife was working here for a couple weeks. He and Darin hit it off marvelously as they lived in the same areas some time ago. It started at dinner. Large quadruples of jack and coke. Yummy, but at least there is some food being ingested to balance the intake. As I am driving and have work the next day I only have one. I believe Darin and my friend Sam have 3 each. From there we go to the local bar known as The Huddle. Darin is friends with the bartender, a girl probably in her upper mid 20's. I think she has a thing for me. We start with our usual - Jaeger Bomds followed by a round of Trailer Park Tea, which is Pabst over ice. My friend is unimpressed wit hthe tea, so he goes back to the jack and cokes. Then I notice the bottle of Jack Single Barrel. Having had this in the past, and upon finding out Sam and drin never had, I get them shots each, though it is a sipping whiskey. Bartender hooks them up and gives them quite full glasses. Then Darin decided Irish Car Bombs are in order. For those that don't know, this is a glass of Guinness and Jameson Whiskey with a shot of Bailey's dropped in it. Apparently it tastes like Chocolate Milk. I wouldn't know as I am staying sober at this point nursing a beer. A couple jack and cokes for Sam later and he is clearly inebriated, and as I have to get to work in the morning and we are already out about 2 hours past when I had planned to stay out, Darin decides a farewell shot is in order. Sam drunkenly agrees and they have a drink called a tic tac. I have no clue what is in it, I am guessing peppermint schnapps amongst other things. Now for the fun. I get Sam to the parking lot of the hotel he is staying in, and he is barely able to get out of my car before falling to the ground. After about 15 minutes, I am able to get him up, and away from my car before he starts yacking in the planter. 15 minutes later I finally get him standing against the bed of my truck as I am debating if I should leave him there to get a luggage cart to wheel him in on or not. We take about 3 steps towards the hotel when he has to stop and lean back up against my truck. Then he unleashes the vomitous fireworks into the bed of my truck. A while after that, I am able to stumble with him into the hotel and get him up to his room and deposit him with his still sleepy wife. He was supposed to leave Thursday morning to head back home...... that didn't happen. So, Darin, if you hear a knock at the door, it may be the authorities. I had a blast, even if I ended up being out past 1am when havingto be up at 6, had to wash puke out of the bed of my truck at 1am and could not partake with you. Well, actually, I think I am glad I didn't partake at that level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I wouldn't know as I am staying sober at this point nursing a beer. Yep, sure sounds like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I must have caught Darin on a slow night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Pabst over ice? Like Pabst Blue Ribbon??? :gross: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Hells yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I think you could still have issues with Aiding and Abetting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 Pabst over ice? Like Pabst Blue Ribbon??? :gross: It is PBR over ice...... with a lemon wedge..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 :billybob: Puke N' Rally!! :billybob: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 It is PBR over ice...... with a lemon wedge..... You bunch of rednecks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 It is PBR over ice...... with a lemon wedge..... Great story until that part. PRB over ice with a lemon wedge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nicely done D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'll take a barf in a truck bed before a cheesy popcorn barf in the back seat of my car anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I wonder which IDP players get hosed with those lost brain cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'll take a barf in a truck bed before a cheesy popcorn barf in the back seat of my car anytime. A buddy of mine actually puked in his tucked in shirt instead of my car because he didn't want to ruin my interior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'm sure Darin didn't drink enough to impede his ability to drive home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 A buddy of mine actually puked in his tucked in shirt instead of my car because he didn't want to ruin my interior. I have pulled over on the side of the highway to avoid ruining my own interior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'm sure Darin didn't drink enough to impede his ability to drive home. He cabbed it later in the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He cabbed it later in the evening. I was under the impression he could drink all day and have no problems driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 A buddy of mine actually puked in his tucked in shirt instead of my car because he didn't want to ruin my interior. If you're driving you don't have the luxury to even think of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.a.M Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Oh Trailer Park Iced Teas are the bomb yea thos tall boys Jack and Cokes really catch up to you. Sorry I could not make it with you guys I was Mountain Biking in the Sierra Nevadas Mountains. Yea that bartender, Darin thinks he can tap that arase as well. IN fact she even flirted with me. You need to get some booze in that girl and trhen she becomes real fun On the puking thing I was hung over one morning and and all of a sudden I needed to puke so I pulled in to the TBN evangelist world headquarters church and puked in their parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Awesome!! I think I'm gonna like it here. Of course with my luck, I would have gotten another Drunk In Public and a free night on a concrete floor. Somehow I've accumulated 11 of them during my lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Darin suspiciously absent from this thread Perhaps he had an adventurous cab ride home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpholmes Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Darin suspiciously absent from this thread Perhaps he had an adventurous cab ride home? He's taking a break from the Huddle for a bit, doesn't have anything to do with this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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