JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 If the parade has elephants, or better yet, one of those small cars that like 6 clowns get out of.... Well, then that's worth shutting down a street... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 If the parade has elephants, or better yet, one of those small cars that like 6 clowns get out of.... Well, then that's worth shutting down a street... I'm offended at your sigline because it doesn't mention that you should be careful not to hold up traffic on your way to the grave. Please fix it and get back to me. TIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 C-I-L-L the dead guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Wurd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 Wurd Link broken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Simply amazing. That is all I will add to this thread. I used to like you Det. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Link broken that's what we're trying to avoid, and why we keep the cars together in a procession!  Geesh! I thought we covered this already             (Don't know how to fix links, it works fine for me just clicking on it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Maybe if you werent such an atheist you would have left earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 In our county you can hire the Deputy Sheriff's to do any kind of security job's you want. And the Sheriff lets them use their uniform and cars for their moonlighting jobs. Â Same here. We hire them all the time for security on our job sites. If a job is in a questionable part of a town, we will hire them once the building is far enough along that things can go missing. Just today I hired a couple to guard the church building we are doing, to protect it from the hurricane evacuees that will be staying at the church. They won't be staying in the building we are doing, but in an adjacent building the on the church's campus. During Katrina one set of evacuees did $250,000 worth of damage to one of the local churchs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 When I'm dead, I wanna be propped up on the waterfall of my convertible Vette like some homecoming princess. When the cops finally catch us after the high-speed chase through town, that's where they bury me. Â Â I plan to be cremated in my Egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I plan to be cremated in my Egg. Â Make sure they brine you first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 your ideas intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 your ideas intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Would that be the Whine Enthusiast or the Whine Advocate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 (edited) When I'm dead, I wanna be propped up on the waterfall of my convertible Vette like some homecoming princess. When the cops finally catch us after the high-speed chase through town, When we hit 145 mph and my body is dragged unceremoniously out of the vert and into the trees beside the road, that's where they bury me. Fixed. Edited September 13, 2008 by Kid Cid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 If the parade has elephants, or better yet, one of those small cars that like 6 clowns get out of.... Well, then that's worth shutting down a street... Â Don't forgot about the Shriners driving those little cars whilst sporting fezzes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Seriously, given the ungodly number of excessively long funeral processions accompanied by tax dollar paid police escorts that are undobutedly tying up traffic in your neighborhood multiple times per day, everyday, something must be done, and quickly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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