detlef Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Call me, drop me a line, do whatever you need to do. Just don't f'ing "reach out" to me. I'm letting everyone know right here and now. I will begin thorping people for saying "reach out" when they mean contact someone. Just thought it was only fair to warn people before I started smacking them upside the head with a slack middle finger. Thank you, proceed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 In case you all haven't guessed, I've had a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 I know there is a clever response here, but I can't reach out for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 I know there is a clever response here, but I can't reach out for it. That doesn't merit a thorping because of the manner in which you used it. You're safe for now. Just watch your step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 (edited) I dont know about "reach out" but someone should "reach up" your ass and pull your head out of it Edited September 10, 2008 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 I dont know about "reach out" but someone should "reach up" your ass and pull your head out of it My aren't we clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 My aren't we clever. If you were including yourself in that "we", then no. But keg is... BTW, you are whiny enough to be Andy Rooney. Apt comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 I know there is a clever response here, but I can't reach out for it. "Hot enough for you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 If you were including yourself in that "we", then no. But keg is... BTW, you are whiny enough to be Andy Rooney. Apt comparison. Now, this isn't exactly some reverse epiphany along the lines of "Wow, I always thought WV was capable of realizing what is and is not remotely funny at all but I suppose he's not" because you've never given me much reason to think so. However, if you honestly, truly think keggerz pathetic, knee-jerk, detlef said something so I need say something contrary pavlovian pap to be "clever" well color me surprised. Not for a minute implying that my drunk ramblings are sage by a long shot. But seriously. Both of you can do better. That is, unless you're as drunk as I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 "Hot enough for you?" There you go people. Watch and learn. Watch and learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Hmmm.....I don't know about all the "reaching out and touching somebody" bit...but I'm guessing you got your overblown phone bill today? Or you are just a mean and nasty drunk, Det. Do us all a favor...turn off your computer before you binge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 Hmmm.....I don't know about all the "reaching out and touching somebody" bit...but I'm guessing you got your overblown phone bill today? Or you are just a mean and nasty drunk, Det. Do us all a favor...turn off your computer before you binge. et tu bunze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I'm with det...I don't want anyone to "reach out" to me. Now, a reach around, that's something we can discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) How about sending a few "shout-outs". If that's okay, I'd like to send a shout-out to my boy D3, holdin' it down in Austin. Also, my main mofo, Whomper. Pimpin' ain't easy baby. One last shout out to my brutha from a different mutha.....Twiley. Woo Woo!!! Edited September 11, 2008 by Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I'm with det...I don't want anyone to "reach out" to me. Now, a reach around, that's something we can discuss. I slowly scrolled down with my reach around joke ready to go. Post after post I was safe. Then I reached this. Damn you Unta :waterboard: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) Loud chewers. They drive me insane. People that smack and chew their food like cattle. I could actually punch these people in the face . Thats how mad in makes me. I know this is in direct contrast to my cell/text thread but people that talk loudly on their cell phones on the bus on the way to work. I would like to lacerate their windpipes Edited September 11, 2008 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I know this is in direct contrast to my cell/text thread but people that talk loudly on their cell phones on the bus on the way to work. I would like to lacerate their windpipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 net-net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 net-net LMAO. I was sitting in a pricing meeting on Monday and our CFO used this term. I just giggled to myself and lost track of the conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 at the end of the day ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 at the end of the day ... Your good people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Would YOU loan money to people that don't know the Post Office won't deliver unstamped mail? There are companies that do this... just look at the return envelope.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Loud chewers. They drive me insane. People that smack and chew their food like cattle. I could actually punch these people in the face . Thats how mad in makes me. +1 Can't take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I slowly scrolled down with my reach around joke ready to go. Post after post I was safe. Then I reached this. Damn you Unta :waterboard: +1. i, too, was hoping to make a reach around ... joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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