Jimmy Neutron Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I've been traveling a lot lately a d my visits to men's rooms all over the country have led me to ask.... Why the hell can't men hit a damn urinal? Can't wait to get home to my clean bathrooms where my young sons manage (for the most part) to get the pee where it belongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I've been traveling a lot lately a d my visits to men's rooms all over the country You travel all over to visit men's rooms? dude, change jobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 What about the boogers wiped on the wall above the urinal... real nice. Yer in a bathroom, theres usually 10 rolls of paper mere steps away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I've been traveling a lot lately a d my visits to men's rooms all over the country have led me to ask.... Why the hell can't men hit a damn urinal? If you have a long garden hose and wish the water to be placed on a given plant, the mobility aspect enables the holder of said hose to hit said target. On the other hand... I'm just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I hear that Jimmy. Sometimes I have to use the one at the port authority bus station in NY and the floors are full of piss. It sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Are you wearing panties today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 What about the boogers wiped on the wall above the urinal... real nice. Yer in a bathroom, theres usually 10 rolls of paper mere steps away. i've been so close to starting a thread about this so many times. even worse is when you're sitting in a stall doing your business and there are boogers all over the walls. my god, WHY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I've been traveling a lot lately a d my visits to men's rooms all over the country have led me to ask.... Why the hell can't men hit a damn urinal? Huh. You should have gone to the "bathroom" after a game at the old Soldier Field. Everyone was up to their ankles in piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I've been traveling a lot lately a d my visits to men's rooms all over the country have led me to ask.... Why the hell can't men hit a damn urinal? Can't wait to get home to my clean bathrooms where my young sons manage (for the most part) to get the pee where it belongs. its not just MEN or MEN'S ROOMS...PEOPLE are PIGS when it comes to stuff in public....just look at public restrooms, check out some of the discount stores(namely say Old Navy) on a Saturday when they have the most traffic, tables at restaurants after they are done eating...etc....PEOPLE ARE PIGS!!(for the most part, not everyone but almost) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsmayes Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Once again, I'm going to have to blame old people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 It's even worse when you have a son who needs your help to use the toilet, and they are all covered in some other dude's nastiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 It could be worse.... http://www.cromwell-intl.com/toilet/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) You travel all over to visit men's rooms? Jimmy is a Republican congressman? Edited September 12, 2008 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Irish Doggy Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Dudes, they aren't trying to hit the urinal. When you step in a puddle of piss, somebody intentionally left it there. I figure they either like the thought of you stepping in their urine or the thought of some poor slob cleaning it up. Ever walked into a public bathroom where the lone inhabitant suddenly realizes a presence and corrects his stream from the floor to the commode? I swear I've seen this happen a bunch... Usually at bars or rock concerts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 :cough:homo:cough: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm74 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Try a public toilet in Capri, Italy. The crapper is basically like our toilets but are flush to the ground. So just imagine a toilet seat on the ground. This is a toilet not a urinal. Well as you can imagine the back wall of this "toilet" is covered I mean covered with crap. All around where you would need to position your feet was covered as well. I struggled with just urinatedThis wasn't some back alley place either this was right off a nice marina. Icing on the cake was a women outside of it looking for a tip...I guess she was the attendant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Jimmy was this you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Sorry Jimmy we all don't squat to pee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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