Big Country Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 So, my oldest turned 4 last week, so I took the family down to San Diego to do SeaWorld and the zoo. The family had a blast, so we'll probably get down there once or twice more before our season passes expire (well, for the zoo at least) But, I did learn one interesting thing at the zoo. At the zebra exhibit, one of the zebras was back right near the main viewing area. Well, this one got "excited". It proved that zebras are indeed black with white stripes. Seriously, dude ended up being like 2 and a half feet long as his schlong just about touched the ground, then he started doing "exercises" with it. I was able to move along before the 4 year old started asking questions... but my wife got an eyeful and kept looking back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Once you go black and white... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I count three urban myths in that story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I thought that zebras were no longer welcome at the SD zoo thanks to the Ed Hoculi debacle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 so to be more concise, you learned you have a small penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Thankfully the zebra wasn't masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 but my wife got an eyeful and kept looking back. Don't sweat it if your wife is eyeing up a horse, or a zebra, or a bull, etc. Be concerned if she starts checking out a squirrel or a rabbit and she starts thinking that he's got something on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Don't sweat it if your wife is eyeing up a horse, or a zebra, or a bull, etc. Be concerned if she starts checking out a squirrel or a rabbit and she starts thinking that he's got something on you. Good info here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 i think every answer in this thread is very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 The wife took the kids to the zoo and a bull elephant was "exercising" his manhood in a similiar way. The oldest son says, "Mom, what is that?" Mrs. HR, being the proper type, hurriedly grabs all four kids and hustles them away from the offending scene saying, "That's nothing..." A month later I've got the kids at the zoo and when we go by the elephant pen there's the same bull out there strutting his business. The son asks, "Dad, what is that?" Being the responsible parent who believes in teaching the truth, I say, "Why son, that's the elephant's penis." "Penis? Mom said that was nothing." "Oh, she's just spoiled, son." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 next thing you are going to tell us is your kid went back and put the zebra in a duffel bag and it is now residing in your bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 The wife took the kids to the zoo and a bull elephant was "exercising" his manhood in a similiar way. The oldest son says, "Mom, what is that?" Mrs. HR, being the proper type, hurriedly grabs all four kids and hustles them away from the offending scene saying, "That's nothing..." A month later I've got the kids at the zoo and when we go by the elephant pen there's the same bull out there strutting his business. The son asks, "Dad, what is that?" Being the responsible parent who believes in teaching the truth, I say, "Why son, that's the elephant's penis." "Penis? Mom said that was nothing." "Oh, she's just spoiled, son." classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Thankfully the zebra wasn't masturbating. Yeah, those hooves aren't the easiest thing to rope off with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 So, my oldest turned 4 last week, so I took the family down to San Diego to do SeaWorld and the zoo. The family had a blast, so we'll probably get down there once or twice more before our season passes expire (well, for the zoo at least) But, I did learn one interesting thing at the zoo. At the zebra exhibit, one of the zebras was back right near the main viewing area. Well, this one got "excited". It proved that zebras are indeed black with white stripes. Seriously, dude ended up being like 2 and a half feet long as his schlong just about touched the ground, then he started doing "exercises" with it. I was able to move along before the 4 year old started asking questions... but my wife got an eyeful and kept looking back. Keep an eye out for your wife all of a sudden wanting to go back every week, and pressuring you to re-up for another year! Now that would be a bad sign! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 The wife took the kids to the zoo and a bull elephant was "exercising" his manhood in a similiar way. The oldest son says, "Mom, what is that?" Mrs. HR, being the proper type, hurriedly grabs all four kids and hustles them away from the offending scene saying, "That's nothing..." A month later I've got the kids at the zoo and when we go by the elephant pen there's the same bull out there strutting his business. The son asks, "Dad, what is that?" Being the responsible parent who believes in teaching the truth, I say, "Why son, that's the elephant's penis." "Penis? Mom said that was nothing." "Oh, she's just spoiled, son." BC. are you sure it wasn't Holy Roller wondering around the zoo after refereeing his game. He does that to make the elephants jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 That looks like me doing my morning stretches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 next thing you are going to tell us is your wife went back and put the zebra in a duffel bag and it is now residing in your bathtub. Fixed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 The wife took the kids to the zoo and a bull elephant was "exercising" his manhood in a similiar way. The oldest son says, "Mom, what is that?" Mrs. HR, being the proper type, hurriedly grabs all four kids and hustles them away from the offending scene saying, "That's nothing..." A month later I've got the kids at the zoo and when we go by the elephant pen there's the same bull out there strutting his business. The son asks, "Dad, what is that?" Being the responsible parent who believes in teaching the truth, I say, "Why son, that's the elephant's penis." "Penis? Mom said that was nothing." "Oh, she's just spoiled, son." ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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