Jackass Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 I think i'm gonna pass on this one. Thanks Huddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I think i'm gonna pass on this one. Thanks Huddle Ummm....can you send her info to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 uh-oh. she's 5'3" She does claim to work out a lot and have "dancer's legs" and a "beautiful face" maybe if i don't tell my friends When she starts in with "Rubenesque", "Curvaceous", or "Voluptuous", then you're in big trouble. All relationship-ad speak for fat as hell. Remember, few people downplay their better attributes in these situations. "dancer's legs"? "works out a lot"? Listen, if she was fit, she'd say she was fit. She wouldn't tip-toe around the subject. That said, there's a place in this world for all of us. I have known more than my fair share of friends whose standards in women were insane considering what they, themselves had to offer. One guy I used to work with was borderline morbidly obese. There was this teller at the bank we used that was pretty damned cute, if a tad "big boned" and she was always super nice to him. I told him he should ask her out and he said, "Dude, have you seen her ass? Chick's pretty fat." I honestly didn't know what to say. So, I'm not making judgment on whether this should be a deal breaker for you, but it seems pretty clear that the girl is not lean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I think i'm gonna pass on this one. Thanks Huddle TIME OUT......did she mention anything about a flat head and a chitload of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 When she starts in with "Rubenesque", "Curvaceous", or "Voluptuous", then you're in big trouble. All relationship-ad speak for fat as hell. Remember, few people downplay their better attributes in these situations. "dancer's legs"? "works out a lot"? Listen, if she was fit, she'd say she was fit. She wouldn't tip-toe around the subject. That said, there's a place in this world for all of us. I have known more than my fair share of friends whose standards in women were insane considering what they, themselves had to offer. One guy I used to work with was borderline morbidly obese. There was this teller at the bank we used that was pretty damned cute, if a tad "big boned" and she was always super nice to him. I told him he should ask her out and he said, "Dude, have you seen her ass? Chick's pretty fat." I honestly didn't know what to say. So, I'm not making judgment on whether this should be a deal breaker for you, but it seems pretty clear that the girl is not lean. Probably describes 80% of huddlers, I'd expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Probably describes 80% of huddlers, I'd expect. So you admit you are fat, short and bald? How fat is your wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 size is pretty superficial. I mean, maybe she has a really great personality? granted, with that much junk in the trunk that would have to be one charming motherf'ing pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 So you admit you are fat, short and bald? How fat is your wife? Funny, how I didn't say that, yet that is what you are telling me I said. Behavior much like a candidate that just got buried in a landslide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 size is pretty superficial. I mean, maybe she has a really great personality? granted, with that much junk in the trunk that would have to be one charming motherf'ing pig. She's probably a good sized gal @ 5' 3" and that size. If you like her, who cares? Don't let this motley group tell you what you should like and shouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 size is pretty superficial. I mean, maybe she has a really great personality? granted, with that much junk in the trunk that would have to be one charming motherf'ing pig. At 5-3 and size 16 (at least, if she claims 14-16), then she's definitely rolly polly. That said, who cares? If you're looking for someone to have fun with you shouldn't limit your list to bikini models. She may be the greatest woman you ever met, and who knows, maybe you're a fat ass too...Figure is overrated, my wife and I were chiseled specimens when we met , now we're pushing 50, we're flabby, lazy, and happy, and that chit doesn't matter any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 At 5-3 and size 16 (at least, if she claims 14-16), then she's definitely rolly polly. That said, who cares? If you're looking for someone to have fun with you shouldn't limit your list to bikini models. She may be the greatest woman you ever met, and who knows, maybe you're a fat ass too...Figure is overrated, my wife and I were chiseled specimens when we met , now we're pushing 50, we're flabby, lazy, and happy, and that chit doesn't matter any more. Truer words were never spoken. Besides, fat chicks give the best h__d! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsmayes Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 (edited) Yeah, another internet thread full of big talk hating on women that are more than likely better looking than they are. Edited November 15, 2008 by gsmayes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunysteelfly76 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Who pissed in gs's Cheerios this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 (edited) She wouldn't be obese, but she might be about this size. Maybe that's a deal breaker for you. But if you like everything else about this girl then I wouldn't let this motley crew dissuade you from taking her for a test drive. You never know; she could have mad sammich making skillz. At least get her to send some pics before you hit the eject button. Edited November 15, 2008 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Male chauvinist pigs ..all of you...except me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 size is pretty superficial. I mean, maybe she has a really great personality? granted, with that much junk in the trunk that would have to be one charming motherf'ing pig. i have tears in my eyes from this hole thread but this ^ takes it! maybe she looks like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Then there is this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 (edited) I knew a girl with perfect measurements (34-24-34) once. And her other leg was just as big! Edited November 15, 2008 by The Holy Roller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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