cre8tiff Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 So I was at the hardware store and noticed they had some iron box smokers on sale. Now I had a smoker for years, until it rusted through, but have not replaced it. So I mention to my wife these smokers were on sale for $99.00. What does she say? "You don't need one of those, you need a big green egg." Me ---> I don't deserve such a woman. So I'm going through her communications right how to figure out how unta contacted her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 So I was at the hardware store and noticed they had some iron box smokers on sale. Now I had a smoker for years, until it rusted through, but have not replaced it. So I mention to my wife these smokers were on sale for $99.00. What does she say? "You don't need one of those, you need a big green egg." Me ---> I don't deserve such a woman. So I'm going through her communications right how to figure out how unta contacted her. She was confused about her sexuality as she was growing tired of the lesbian lifestyle, so she contacted a therapist. Unta convinced her she was straight, so she will be leaving you shortly, the Green Egg is a parting gift to try to soften the blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) She was confused about her sexuality as she was growing tired of the lesbian lifestyle, so she contacted a therapist. Unta convinced her she was straight, so she will be leaving you shortly, the Green Egg is a parting gift to try to soften the blow. OK, that was funny. Edited February 10, 2009 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Wait, Unta is a lesbian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Wait, Unta is a lesbian? Well, just think how he came up with "Unta". Some nephew couldn't pronounce Aunt correctly and he's obsessed with giant ovary-shaped objects. It doesn't take much to put it all together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Well, just think how he came up with "Unta". Some nephew couldn't pronounce Aunt correctly and he's obsessed with giant ovary-shaped objects. It doesn't take much to put it all together. niece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Hmm....I don't get it. Suppose I neglected the Tailgate for too long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 So I'm going through her communications right how to figure out how unta contacted her. postcoital pillow talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 So I was at the hardware store and noticed they had some iron box smokers on sale. Now I had a smoker for years, until it rusted through, but have not replaced it. So I mention to my wife these smokers were on sale for $99.00. What does she say? "You don't need one of those, you need a big green egg." Me ---> I don't deserve such a woman. So I'm going through her communications right how to figure out how unta contacted her. The Egg comes to each of us at the appointed time. It does not arrive early, nor does it arrive late. The Egg is patient, kind, and loving. On some level, deep in your soul, you know that this is your time. Do not question this gift. Embrace the Egg. Walk into the smoky light and know true joy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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