MikesVikes Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I sure hope they believe in safe sex. How would you like to go around telling everyone that Rourke is your Daddy and Love is your mommy? link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 They will probably name their kids herp, sif, hiv, and hep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Reading mtv.com? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Hopefully the right person will blow their head off this time when things go south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Hopefully the right person will blow their head off this time when things go south. Or pay somebody to do it after juicing them up with 10x's the lethal amount of heroin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I think they should have a baby so that there will be someone to keep Keith Richards company after the nuclear holocaust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Or pay somebody to do it after juicing them up with 10x's the lethal amount of heroin. Judging by her history it would a lot more than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 That's F@ck'ed up.... I think they should have a baby so that there will be someone to keep Keith Richards company after the nuclear holocaust. After years and years of drugs, Keith can now hear the cockroach's speak.... So he will have plenty of company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Thats a ton of plastic surgery right there. Joan Rivers had a great line about plastic surgery. She said when she dies she is going to donate her body to tupperware Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Mickey Rourke is just plain scary looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 My sister has met Courtney Love. She went to her house in the Hollywood hills several years ago to get her prepped for an awards show (Golden Globes I think). At the time, my sister was just an assistant to a high-profile hairdresser (now she's just one of her own). She was waiting for the hairdresser to finish up when Love tells my sister: "Hey honey, you look about the same size as me... go in my room and start trying my dresses on for me". So she proceeded to audition the vast amount of dresses that had been provided to her. Sis says she was chain smoking, drinking and was plain ol' nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 My sister has met Courtney Love. She went to her house in the Hollywood hills several years ago to get her prepped for an awards show (Golden Globes I think). At the time, my sister was just an assistant to a high-profile hairdresser (now she's just one of her own). She was waiting for the hairdresser to finish up when Love tells my sister: "Hey honey, you look about the same size as me... go in my room and start trying my dresses on for me". So she proceeded to audition the vast amount of dresses that had been provided to her. Sis says she was chain smoking, drinking and was plain ol' nasty. I think she is one of the most disgusting human beings walking the planet. How she got away with murdering Kurt Cobain is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 My sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 Reading mtv.com? I heard it on tv and looked for a link. I've been home for a few days looking like this. ---> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 How did I know this was gonna happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I think they should have a baby so that there will be someone to keep Keith Richards company after the nuclear holocaust. Keith wont need company. He'll be snorting up everybody's ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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