Bier Meister Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 one time, i asked tbone, "you got girlfriend vietnam?" he said no, so i said, "sucky-sucky, five dolla." when he was done blowing me, i said, "oops, turns out i've only got three bucks," so i threw it in his face and left. good times, good times. you could have at least handed him one to wipe is face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 you could have at least handed him one to wipe is face. what the hell do you think the third dollar was for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 what the hell do you think the third dollar was for? reach-around from cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 This isnt really what happened between me and TBone, but I just blew a load all over the screen every time his name was said. Man, I am SPENT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 you could have at least handed him one to wipe is face. There was nothing to wipe. He "kept the change" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 one time, i asked tbone, "you got girlfriend vietnam?" he said no, so i said, "sucky-sucky, five dolla." when he was done blowing me, i said, "oops, turns out i've only got three bucks," so i threw it in his face and left. good times, good times. He is more involved in the $10 bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 o "sucky-sucky, five dolla." when he was done blowing me, i He is more involved in the $10 bills. I know this thread was started in fun and all, but I think monstster crossed the line here. Big John is right, t-bone is no cheap crack ho, come on now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 I know this thread was started in fun and all, but I think monstster crossed the line here. Big John is right, t-bone is no cheap crack ho, come on now. Friggin Mexicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Friggin Mexicans is he a car thief that can't drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 thread of the year right here fellas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 thread of the year right here fellas Gosh, T-Boner, just like in bed, it's all about YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Gosh, T-Boner, just like in bed, it's all about YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I honestly never knew But now I know why Whomper has him up to his house so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 (edited) is he a car thief that can't drive? Yes, but he can quickly figure out the square route of the speed limit Edited May 6, 2010 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Yes, but he can quickly figure out the square route of the speed limit Square signs for the route number and the speed limit signs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I honestly never knew But now I know why Whomper has him up to his house so often. A Cowboys fan with a Niners cap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 Square signs for the route number and the speed limit signs? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 is he a car thief that can't drive? i'm really good at math but too lazy to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 so i'm standing at the Treasury dept with my tongue up Tbones ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Gosh, T-Boner, just like in bed, it's all about YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 (edited) so i'm standing at the Treasury dept with my tongue up Tbones ass Man at treasury: Excuse me sir but do you know you have your tongue up Bubba's ass? Nuke: Bubba? Man at treasury: Yeah, BUBBA! If you are looking for T-Bone you will have to get a ticket and stand in line over there. Nuke: Damn.....(gets ticket and gets in line)....(after moving up a few feet in just over 20 mins Nuke reads sign: "Approximate wait time from this spot is 2 hours 30 minutes") Nuke: Damn! (Nuke pauses and thinks ) Where the hell did Bubba go Edited May 6, 2010 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Man at treasury: Excuse me sir but do you know you have your tongue up Bubba's ass?Nuke: Bubba? Man at treasury: Yeah, BUBBA! If you are looking for T-Bone you will have to get a ticket and stand in line over there. Nuke: Damn.....(gets ticket and gets in line)....(after moving up a few feet in just over 20 mins Nuke reads sign: "Approximate wait time from this spot is 2 hours 30 minutes") Nuke: Damn! (Nuke pauses and thinks ) Where the hell did Bubba go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Man at treasury: Excuse me sir but do you know you have your tongue up Bubba's ass?Nuke: Bubba? Man at treasury: Yeah, BUBBA! If you are looking for T-Bone you will have to get a ticket and stand in line over there. Nuke: Damn.....(gets ticket and gets in line)....(after moving up a few feet in just over 20 mins Nuke reads sign: "Approximate wait time from this spot is 2 hours 30 minutes") Nuke: Damn! (Nuke pauses and thinks ) Where the hell did Bubba go That would be pretty fitting for our environment as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I'm surprised that no one has mentioned his pet gerbil Francois. T-Bone has trained him to do back flips in the tightest of spaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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