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Are you fracking kidding me?


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Sad indeed. And the parents are proud of there obese son? Unfortunately, the majority of children are growing up on fast food these days. Being glued to the computer/video games and the nationwide budget cuts in our school system (PE for example) is making our kids WallE's of the future.

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Well... Ok, then. Um, this is what would go down in my house:

Me - Honey, um why are you dressed in such a manner?

Her - I'm in a wolfpack, daddy.

Me - Um, what exactly do you mean by "you are in a wolfpack".

Her - .... (Explaining the diaper dirt I just saw)

Me - Ok, um, are you having issues fitting in with normal children?

Her - I am normal.

Me - Um, no, no, really you're not. You're dressed like a Penny Laneing werewolf. Does your mom know about this.

Her - No (because if her mom did know, her mom would have already beaten her and told me about it)

Me - Ok, honey, here is what were gonna do. First you're gonna go in your room and change clothes. Then, you, your mom and I are going to have a conversation about this. We're then going to go through your room and I'm gonna confiscate all of your drugs. After that, we are going to counseling and we're going to find you a good psychiatrist that can help you with your issues. Finally, we are moving and you will be going to a different school. At the end of the day you still desire to look like a werewolf, I think I'm gonna have to take you to the vet and have you put down.

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Well... Ok, then. Um, this is what would go down in my house:

Me - Honey, um why are you dressed in such a manner?

Her - I'm in a wolfpack, daddy.

Me - Um, what exactly do you mean by "you are in a wolfpack".

Her - .... (Explaining the diaper dirt I just saw)

Me - Ok, um, are you having issues fitting in with normal children?

Her - I am normal.

Me - Um, no, no, really you're not. You're dressed like a Penny Laneing werewolf. Does your mom know about this.

Her - No (because if her mom did know, her mom would have already beaten her and told me about it)

Me - Ok, honey, here is what were gonna do. First you're gonna go in your room and change clothes. Then, you, your mom and I are going to have a conversation about this. We're then going to go through your room and I'm gonna confiscate all of your drugs. After that, we are going to counseling and we're going to find you a good psychiatrist that can help you with your issues. Finally, we are moving and you will be going to a different school. At the end of the day you still desire to look like a werewolf, I think I'm gonna have to take you to the vet and have you put down.

 

The last line was stellar. :wacko:

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:wacko:

 

"We're not trying to menacing or intimidating"

 

Well that's a relief because if you were, you'd be failing miserably. I'm no tough guy myself, but I've never been scared of some chubby goth kid with a freaking tail and some fake fangs.

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It's just another clic or gang or whatever word you want to attach to them. I would go so far as to posit that the werewolf is a symbol of power and that by donning this persona it helps negate a feeling of powerlessness the teen is experiencing. The clic forms from others feeling disenfranchised and looking for others who feel the same. That's another aspect of taking some power back. Goodness knows that is high school it is easy enough to become marginalized from the main stream by some perceived slight or lack of status. By banding together these teens take back some power by wearing that mantle of outsider proudly.

 

The bottom line is that to you or I it may seem goofy or weird but it's not that bad of a thing IMO. It really is no different than Goth or Emo. At some point they will realize they don't need these trappings any more and will cast them off.

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The bottom line is that to you or I it may seem goofy or weird but it's not that bad of a thing IMO. It really is no different than Goth or Emo. At some point some of them will realize they don't need these trappings any more and will cast them off.

Fixed. And the rest will start eating feral cats.

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Hey now... didn't we all do crazy stuff when we were that age? Have funny hair? Wear funny clothes to fit in? Gang rape a hobo and then cut him to keep him quiet? Kids are just struggling to find identity. Be patient and they turn out alright.

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If I don't know what Emo is, does that make me old?

 

EMO - Whoda thunk it.

 

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

 

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)

2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".

3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)

4. Emo guy is just too much of a my little buddy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.

5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

 

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!

 

 

Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses. Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals; indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like current Nu Metal bands.

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.

boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.

girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.

boyfriend: I'm already crying.

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