MustOfBeenDrunk Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 http://www.old-wizard.com/top-10-worst-typ...f-football-fans Just a little fun read because of the slow FF news day we are having Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 People that can't spell Pittsburgh correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 People that can't spell Pittsburgh correctly. is there anything you miss ? your name should "The Professor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) I'm sure I'll be called ghey for criticizing this but this rant is ghey. Zeromage can't write (maybe that's ghey on my part). #10. Agree #9. Very ghey to criticize eating junk food in the context of watching a football game. #8. Jessica Simpson has been hawt...ghey on Zero's part. #7. Agree #6. Fair enough but ghey to get the panties bunched as much as this guy does. #5. Agree that Raider fans are lame but this guy is pretty metrosexual. Maybe he wants to know where they get their makeup. #1-4: I don't really get it. Must be some personal vendetta against guys who have rejected him in gay bars. Edited December 17, 2010 by MojoMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearBroncos Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I'll never see those 5 minutes of my life again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 I'll never see those 5 minutes of my life again! but at least you gave your hand a rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearBroncos Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 but at least you gave your hand a rest I'm ambidextrous so it's like a new lover every 2.8 minutes. Wait, are we talking about the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 That list is crap...he must be a Packer fan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 When I saw this thread, I thought "Jets Fans". Yup...there they were. Stood by a few in the sportsbook at Caesar's last year during the AFC Champ game. Most obnoxious band of a-holes I've ever been around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j2v Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Where do "Hacks who think 'Super Bowl' is one word" rank on the list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) 5. Oakland Raiders Fans Another tough guy crowd. Okay, we get it. You’re fat as hell, you eat lots of hot dogs in front of cameras, and drink really diaper dirtty bear because some advertisement unconsciously got into your head that says fat guys can get beautiful women by drinking diaper dirt bear. You paint yourself in silver and black as a new age pirate showing how tough you and your team really are. You get your ass beat almost every year now and your stadium is full of rowdy people who are getting their ass beat in life every year by their weight problem. Oh yeah, and you have a GM who has a penchant for picking the worst players in the first round out of every GM in the history in the NFL . If you cant spell "beer" correctly . . . you arent a football fan. Especially if you cant tell the difference between "bear" and "beer" not once, but twice. Edited December 17, 2010 by bpwallace49 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 . If you cant spell "beer" correctly . . . you arent a football fan. Especially if you cant tell the difference between "bear" and "beer" not once, but twice. who said he misspelled ? some of that krap taste like bear urine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 If you cant spell "beer" correctly . . . you arent a football fan. #8 and 10 made sense; the rest were idiotic for a variety of reasons. I also don't think professional Journalism is his future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 #8 and 10 made sense; the rest were idiotic for a variety of reasons. I also don't think professional Journalism is his future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 When I saw this thread, I thought "Jets Fans". Yup...there they were. Stood by a few in the sportsbook at Caesar's last year during the AFC Champ game. Most obnoxious band of a-holes I've ever been around. It's perfectly normal for grown men to dress up like firemen for fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 When I saw this thread, I thought "Jets Fans". Yup...there they were. Stood by a few in the sportsbook at Caesar's last year during the AFC Champ game. Most obnoxious band of a-holes I've ever been around. You have to be an a-hole to be a Jets fan. Only an a-hole would root for a team like the Jets. 40 years of failure. The team still doesn't have it's own stadium. Hasn't had a QB in nearly 40 years too. If you aren't an a-hole before you become a Jets fan, you will become one. It's a symptom. Hate the disease, not the patient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebartender Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) I love the comment that says that he doesn't care who wins in football as long as it isn't the Phillies, Cowboys, or Jets. The last time I checked the Phillies are a baseball team. Edited December 18, 2010 by ebartender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 You have to be an a-hole to be a Jets fan. Clearly. (You have to admit you teed that one up pretty high) Really the fair-weather fans and people who are more into football for the "entertainment" (ie circus) aspect vs the sport itself are IMO far worse than any others. Even hard core fans who are aholes are typically at least true sports fans who love and are at least semi-knowlegeable about the sport and would watch and love it without all the ESPN dribblings, end zone dances, and the like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 That list is crap...he must be a Packer fan... No mention of Viking or Bear fans, and #9 on the list was AGAINST enjoying fatty, high cholesterol food during the game? I HIGHLY doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Clearly. (You have to admit you teed that one up pretty high) Really the fair-weather fans and people who are more into football for the "entertainment" (ie circus) aspect vs the sport itself are IMO far worse than any others. Even hard core fans who are aholes are typically at least true sports fans who love and are at least semi-knowlegeable about the sport and would watch and love it without all the ESPN dribblings, end zone dances, and the like. I didn't just tee it up, I hit it over 300 yards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Well being a Jets fan, I guess you're used to delusions of grandeur. I think I just put that drive on the green. If only my real golf game was like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turf Smurf Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 When I saw this thread, I thought "JetRaider Fans". Yup...there they were. Stood by a few in the sportsbook at Caesar's last year during the AFC Chump game. Most obnoxious band of a-holes I've ever been around. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vatican Hitsquad Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 You have to be an a-hole to be a Jets fan. Only an a-hole would root for a team like the Jets. 40 years of failure. The team still doesn't have it's own stadium. Hasn't had a QB in nearly 40 years too. If you aren't an a-hole before you become a Jets fan, you will become one. It's a symptom. Hate the disease, not the patient. This is great. My buddy at work is also a Jets fan, and he jokes around about similar rants. Real fans are guys who are pulling for their teams publicly after 7 years... or several decades.... of mediocrity at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turf Smurf Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 You have to be an a-hole to be a Jets fan. Only an a-hole would root for a team like the Jets. 40 years of failure. The team still doesn't have it's own stadium. Hasn't had a QB in nearly 40 years too. If you aren't an a-hole before you become a Jets fan, you will become one. It's a symptom. Hate the disease, not the patient. Says it all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyDumps Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 This article would make a list of top ten worst top ten lists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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