Hugh 0ne Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 i know a Playboy material single Mom, 24 yrs old /5 yr old kid...i would say that's to young but she told me last week that she feels 35......tough being a single workin ma Useless without pocs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 if whoever coined the term meant "older woman" rather than just a "mom", they'd call it an OWILF. The thing about Moms as opposed to simply Older woman is you know they put out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Useless without pocs! it's burned in my brain, pocs don't do justice BRB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Drat. I thought we would be having a discussion about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 The thing about Moms as opposed to simply Older woman is you know they put out. There's also a relief that you're not dealing with a well disquised drag queen as well. I hate it when a date doesn't squat to urinate., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 What is this pedantic chit? If she has a kid and ILF, she fits the term. Why would I care how old the kid is? I'm not going to ask him to drive me over to his mom's house so who cares if they are 16 or not. We had our wee one when she was 17. While she was a mom and quite frackable, I would not have called her a MILF. I think for somebody to be a MILF that she needs to be old enough where the friends of her children are sweating her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Captains Wench Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I can confirm that the Wench is a MILF. That's all I have to say about that. The Wench is a true MILF, not some poser MILF that's claiming the title just because she's a mom. I love you guys….. If any woman who has a kid and you were willing to frack is a MILF – then that would suggest that the child bearing process knocks a significant number of women out of the eligibility pool……otherwise why have the distinction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I love you guys….. Right back at ya, Milfy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I love you guys….. If any woman who has a kid and you were willing to frack is a MILF – then that would suggest that the child bearing process knocks a significant number of women out of the eligibility pool……otherwise why have the distinction? To me it also implies a woman at least mid-late 30's who clearly has some miles on her but is still hot enough to want to nail. If I'm out somewhere with friends and I see a woman who fits this description I'll refer to her as a MILF even if there is no evidence of kids around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Right back at ya, Milfy! +MILF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 +MILF! Hey, back off my MILF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 If any woman who has a kid and you were willing to frack is a MILF – then that would suggest that the child bearing process knocks a significant number of women out of the eligibility pool……otherwise why have the distinction? I think it's about context as much as anything. much moreso than age, in any case. when you see a woman as a mom, in some instances that tends to knock down her hotness quotient a bit. in other instances, not so much, hence the term. if I see a bangin chick dropping her kid off at my kid's preschool, to me that's a MILF, whether she's in her 20s or her 40s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I think it's about context as much as anything. much moreso than age, in any case. when you see a woman as a mom, in some instances that tends to knock down her hotness quotient a bit. in other instances, not so much, hence the term. if I see a bangin chick dropping her kid off at my kid's preschool, to me that's a MILF, whether she's in her 20s or her 40s. If she's in her 20's, she's a wh*re. If she's in her 40's, she's a MILF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 If she's in her 20's, she's a wh*re.If she's in her 40's, she's a MILF. an attractive mom in her 20s is a wh*re? and a MILF is only a MILF if she's old enough to be YOUR mom? like someone else said, I blame pr0n for all this confusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 an attractive mom in her 20s is a wh*re? If she's in her 20's dropping a 5 year old off she got knocked up when she was very young = wh*re. like someone else said, I blame pr0n for all this confusion This is a distinct ossibility. and a MILF is only a MILF if she's old enough to be YOUR mom? I'm 40, she'd have to be quite a bit older then 40 to be my Mom. I don't find any of my Mom's friends to be MILF's, or even GMILF's for that matter. Late 30's and above is a MILF for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 The Wench and I were talking about this last night, and being a hot mom of a 17 year old, it is something she is very sensative about. Enough with women in their 20's who have had a kid being called a MILF. The way I see it, there are only three proper uses of "MILF" 1) Woman over 40 with a kid (of any age) 2) Woman old enough to be your mom 3) Woman with a kid 16 or above (where you know more or less the kids friends are saying I want to bang your mom ) I was going to expand on this theory but see that my point has already been made. You can't be a MILF if you don't have a kid old enough to have a friend that wants to bang you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 There is a local bar/restaurant crawling with 30s-40s divorcees and younger guys (toolbag types) there to pick them up. I went with my wife one night because the restaurant got great reviews for their food. We were watching the scene in the bar with surprised amusement. Suffice to say, yeah...the secondary market is alive and well. I've since learned that the place is referred to as a MILF bar. But I don't think MILF is the right term for desperate divorcees caked with makeup and fake jugs out crawling for anything that will give them the time of day. I think those are 'cougars'? Yep. MILF's, by definition, are hot. Cougars could be hot, but don't necessarily have to be. MILF - Has a kid, and is hot... The age is pretty much irrelevant. Cougar - May or may not be hot, but they WERE hot at one point in their lives. Most cougars are haggard/weathered chicks in their 40's/50's, but there are a few that age well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 If she's in her 20's dropping a 5 year old off she got knocked up when she was very young = wh*re. what if she's 27 dropping off a 3 y/o, dipchit? You can't be a MILF if you don't have a kid old enough to have a friend that wants to bang you. that's more of a "stifler's mom" or "mrs. robinson" concept than "MILF". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 what if she's 27 dropping off a 3 y/o, dipchit? I can't answer that question without pocs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Yep. MILF's, by definition, are hot. Cougars could be hot, but don't necessarily have to be. MILF - Has a kid, and is hot... The age is pretty much irrelevant. Cougar - May or may not be hot, but they WERE hot at one point in their lives. Most cougars are haggard/weathered chicks in their 40's/50's, but there are a few that age well. Cliff says... ...you got your MILF and then you got your Cougar. Cougars spend alot of time fixing up their hair and try to look hot and like to pick up younger men. MILFs are your typical hotties that young boys want to bang. Cougars want the young dudes but MILFs are desirable to young dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I love you guys….. If any woman who has a kid and you were willing to frack is a MILF – then that would suggest that the child bearing process knocks a significant number of women out of the eligibility pool……otherwise why have the distinction? I cant properly answer this without seeing your cans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Norm says... I don't know what the big idea is. If a lady looks hot and you want to bang her than she must be a MILF. Another beer there Woody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I love you guys….. If any woman who has a kid and you were willing to frack is a MILF – then that would suggest that the child bearing process knocks a significant number of women out of the eligibility pool……otherwise why have the distinction? Distinction? Wait til we add in GILFs. If she's in her 20's dropping a 5 year old off she got knocked up when she was very young = wh*re. This is a distinct ossibility. I'm 40, she'd have to be quite a bit older then 40 to be my Mom. I don't find any of my Mom's friends to be MILF's, or even GMILF's GILF for that matter. Late 30's and above is a MILF for me. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 We had our wee one when she was 17. While she was a mom and quite frackable, I would not have called her a MILF. I think for somebody to be a MILF that she needs to be old enough where the friends of her children are sweating her. So a 30 something with a 4 year old isn't a MILF but a 30 something chick with a 16 year old is a MILF? I just don't think age of the kid has much to do with it. I mean you could make a case for they have to be at least mid 30s or something but I don't think how old the kid is should apply. On second thought, I do get your point as I remember we joked a lot with guys in HS that had hot moms (although we did the same thing in middle school so maybe we should lower the age down to 13). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 Pocs please. I don't have much on hand at work... where alll the looks in the family went Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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