tonorator Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 'say anything' has some great stuff ... lloyd dobler. don't want to buy anything, don't want to sell anything ... just hanging with your daughter ... lloyd lloyd null and void ... hangin at the gas and sip on a sat nite ... by choice ... i could go on ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 'say anything' has some great stuff ... lloyd dobler. don't want to buy anything, don't want to sell anything ... just hanging with your daughter ... lloyd lloyd null and void ... hangin at the gas and sip on a sat nite ... by choice ... i could go on ... Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. Mike Cameron: I don't know you very well, you know, but I wanted to ask you - how'd you get Diane Court to go out with you? Lloyd Dobler: I called her up. Mike Cameron: But how come it worked? I mean, like, what are you? Lloyd Dobler: I'm Lloyd Dobler. Mike Cameron: This is great. This gives me hope. Thanks. Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? Joe: By choice, man. Denny: Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her of your mind. Mark: Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. Diane Court is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with us and you walk tall. Luke: Bitches, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 How did I forget Anchorman? You are a smelly pirate hooker! I'm in a glass case of emotion! 60% of the time, it works every time... Milk was a bad choice! I want to be on you. You want to go to the pants party? Go Ginsu yourself San Diego! I'm going to take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and then never call her again! You know I don't speak Spanish! I love lamp. Where did you get those clothes ? The toilet store ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? Joe: By choice, man. Denny: Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her of your mind. Mark: Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. Diane Court is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with us and you walk tall. Luke: Bitches, man. You ... Must ... CHILL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 glengarry glen ross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Weird Science "How would you like a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?" Can't tell you how many times I've used that one over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 glengarry glen ross A-B-C. Always. Be. Closing. Actually, I think the only really great lines are in that Alec Baldwin speech, but the whole thing is quotable - "What's my name? F*CK YOU is my name." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Was Dumb and Dumber said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 A-B-C. Always. Be. Closing. Actually, I think the only really great lines are in that Alec Baldwin speech, but the whole thing is quotable - "What's my name? F*CK YOU is my name." always be cobbling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Since it was on last night Planes, Trains and Automobiles Those aren't pillows!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 always be cobbling! Cocoa is for closers! Baldwin's may be an awful human being, but damn that guy is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Was Dumb and Dumber said? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzal rhomb Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 She pukes, you die. Now make yourself one, dickweed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Tombstone Dumb and Dumber Godfather Scarface and there are a few others I can't recall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Repo Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Next Generation Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 (edited) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: Sundance Kid: You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at. Butch Cassidy: [to Sundance] Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. Butch Cassidy: [to Sundance] If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him. You probably inherited every penny you got! Butch Cassidy: Who are those guys? Night Shift: Bill: Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all day... I couldn't even fight 'em off if I wanted. Wait a second... hold the phone! Hold the phone! [speaking into tape recorder] Bill: Idea to eliminate garbage. Edible paper. You eat it, it's gone! You eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage! Bill: What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great. Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor. Belinda Keaton: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill? Bill Blazejowski: I caught an updraft. Chuck Lumley: Are you ok? Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall. Chuck Lumley: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that. Bill Blazejowski: Is this a great country, or what? Edited June 14, 2011 by The Next Generation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Since it was on last nightPlanes, Trains and Automobiles Those aren't pillows!!!!!!!!!! Six bucks and my left nut says we're not going to be landing in Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Have to add one because it's a glaring omission: Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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