Chargerz Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 An e-mail I got today : Hi! I viewed your profile and i liked it! My name is Kseniya. I live in Russia in Samara. I am 27 years old. I'm a rather shy girl at first. I open up a little more as I get to know someone. I send my picture. I hope you liked it. I do not know what to tell. Because I never used the Internet for acquaintance before. Write to me if you want to learn more about me and see my other pictures. I will wait your letter. Take care! Kseniya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Damn cheating w%e. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 "hello....my name is peggy..........." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 "hello....my name is peggy..........." One of the funniest commercials on TV now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Those Russians like the older men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Those Russians like the older men There's something about the experienced man that chicks find attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I am write because I read on Huddle you have skills in woman's hoo-ha place. I dated longshoreman and now having the green discharge...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I am write because I read on Huddle you have skills in woman's hoo-ha place. I dated longshoreman and now having the green discharge...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 There's something about the experienced man that chicks find attractive. They're easier to cheat on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Dude, God loves you, he chose you to look at vaginas all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Dude, God loves you, he chose you to look at vaginas all day. Vaginacologist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 They're easier to cheat on? Besides that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Besides that. They're less interested in sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 They're less interested in sex? Okay...besides THAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 My name is Kseniya. I live in Russia in Samara. I am 27 years old. I'm a rather shy girl at first. I open up a little more as I get to know someone. I'm assuming all your patients are like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Doc -- Do you ever have patients email you pictures of their lil' buddy asking you, "Does this look right to you"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Here is your reply: Ksenia, Thank you, for your email. I am very interested in making your acquaintance. I will let you know, however, that typically when I first meet a woman she is immediately thrown on a table, I spread her legs and begin to insert instruments into her vagina. Since I currently have about 400 women under my care I am not sure that I can get to you immediately, they keep me pretty busy with all of their problems and in some cases they bring the children with them and that really digs in to my time and patience. But, you know what they say, never look a gift horse in the mouth. If you would like, I may be able to find some open time to meet with you in the coming weeks, let me know what your schedule looks like and I will check and see if I can accommodate you. If you would be kind enough, please be sure to clean your vagina the morning before we meet and make sure you're not on your period. I'll alsoneed your medical history and insurance information, you know, just in case. Look forward to hearing from you and hopefully our schedules will work out so we can meet. Regards, Doc Chargerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I'm a rather shy girl at first.Take care! Kseniya Sounds like she's found a pattern in her ways. It's time to break that horse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 They're easier to cheat on? Besides that. They're less interested in sex? Okay...besides THAT! We're closer to having our Life Insurance pay-off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 Doc -- Do you ever have patients email you pictures of their lil' buddy asking you, "Does this look right to you"? Not yet. I'm still waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 I am very interested in making your acquaintance. I will let you know, however, that typically when I first meet a woman she is immediately thrown on a table, I spread her legs and begin to insert instruments into her vagina. Since I currently have about 400 women under my care I am not sure that I can get to you immediately, they keep me pretty busy with all of their problems and in some cases they bring the children with them and that really digs in to my time and patience. But, you know what they say, never look a gift horse in the mouth. If you would like, I may be able to find some open time to meet with you in the coming weeks, let me know what your schedule looks like and I will check and see if I can accommodate you. If you would be kind enough, please be sure to clean your vagina the morning before we meet and make sure you're not on your period. I'll alsoneed your medical history and insurance information, you know, just in case. Look forward to hearing from you and hopefully our schedules will work out so we can meet. Regards, Doc Chargerz I have forwarded this to my office staff to use in the future with all my new patients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Hallo again Doctor Chargerz. Huddle was right, you are skilled in ways of hoo-ha. Thank you for ointment. Discharge now yellow instead of green. I hope you are right that it change to mauve, then clear, then go away in 10 days. Also thank you for accepting alternate payment since I have no cash! My tonsils are sore though, do you have ointment for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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