Ramhock Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 . . . you only cut 9 of your 10 fingernails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I've done that, many times here recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 ...when the Grandmas at parent/teacher conference night are starting to look good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 It was bad enough when I was getting older than a lot of pro athletes, but now I'm getting older than a lot of the coaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulzale Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 College girls look too young.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 When you find a great radio station and it ends up to be "Golden Oldies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Next month "Nevermind" and "Blood Sugar Sex Magic" turn 20 years old, the exact same amount of time between The Beatles breaking up and "Nevermind" and "BSSM". Friggin blows my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 When your body aches when you get out of bed in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 ...when I find out that I'm twice the age of the life guard at the pool. ...now that I'm teaching kids (4th grade) that are younger than my son. ...when I ask the kids in my class how old they think I am and they respond 52, while they tell my teaching partner who is 2 years younger than me that she's 22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 When your body aches when you get out of bed in the morning. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 When you wake up with a hangover and didn't drink the night before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 When I get respected like an old man would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 When your balls splash in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 It was bad enough when I was getting older than a lot of pro athletes, but now I'm getting older than a lot of the coaches. and players from your time now have their kids playing.....fieler,eric young jr,etc...& to top it off their kid (griffey jr) has retired too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 When your balls splash in the toilet. First thought I had when I read this is that I've had worse but I guess it's also a good thing, as my d!ck not my balls were the ones hitting the water. It's actually happened many times. I know I'm doing just fine in terms of the size of my manhood but the water levels in those toilets had to be higher or something as I imagine that this would be happening to quite a few guys. Anyone else experience this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 College girls look too young.... That doesn't happen does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 First thought I had when I read this is that I've had worse but I guess it's also a good thing, as my d!ck not my balls were the ones hitting the water. It's actually happened many times. I know I'm doing just fine in terms of the size of my manhood but the water levels in those toilets had to be higher or something as I imagine that this would be happening to quite a few guys. Anyone else experience this? Put the seat down before sitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Put the seat down before sitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 and players from your time now have their kids playing.....fielder,eric young jr,etc...& to top it off their kid (griffey jr) has retired too I remember when Prince Fielder was just some chubby little kid who his dad would bring to the ball park in Detroit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulzale Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 That doesn't happen does it? Only a passing thought, but a thought now none the less! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunysteelfly76 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 ... when a student says "My mom had you as a teacher." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Trying to explain black and white television to your 7 year old in response to the question "what was your favorite web site when you were a kid?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Trying to explain black and white television to your 7 year old in response to the question "what was your favorite web site when you were a kid?" Try explaining to a kid why you can't pause/record TV shows at the hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 ...your sentences begin with: "when I was your age..." or "I remember when..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 When your balls splash in the toilet. Not as bad as sitting on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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