nuke'em ttg Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Ya leave yer blinker on till the next turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 You start sitting on your sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Pubes are gray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 You start to post your comment but forgot what you were going to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 You're amazed how fast young people drive their cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Man you guys are old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Man you guys are old. This place does make me feel young sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 You start to post your comment but forgot what you were going to say. Â When you started the same topic 2 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 When the hair on your eyebrows and ears looks like Yodas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 When the hair on your eyebrows and ears looks like Yodas. Â sometimes i just spaceoff and twirl my ear hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 When you're in your mid 40s and totally crush it on your physical? Â Sorry to gloat, but it's nice to hear. PSAs so low and consistent he said he wasn't even thinking about bothering with going in for a check. Â All other numbers so good he told me that I should find something else to be concerned about because I certainly didn't need to waste any time worrying about them. They may as well be perfect for all I need to care. Â Â Bring it young whipper snappers! Â So, there you go, you know you're old when this is as big a deal as I'm making it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 When you're in your mid 40s and totally crush it on your physical? Â Sorry to gloat, but it's nice to hear. PSAs so low and consistent he said he wasn't even thinking about bothering with going in for a check. Â All other numbers so good he told me that I should find something else to be concerned about because I certainly didn't need to waste any time worrying about them. They may as well be perfect for all I need to care. Â Â Bring it young whipper snappers! Â So, there you go, you know you're old when this is as big a deal as I'm making it. Â Â They told my Dad the same thing and he was dead 6 months later, i'm offically boycotting physicals, will not take cancer treatment other then skin cancer lop offs, i'll appreciate each day and die the good ole fashion way without chemo, that's my plan. Yer probably alright though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 They told my Dad the same thing and he was dead 6 months later, i'm offically boycotting physicals, will not take cancer treatment other then skin cancer lop offs, i'll appreciate each day and die the good ole fashion way without chemo, that's my plan. Yer probably alright though  Way to piss in Det's Wheaties Nuke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Way to piss in Det's Wheaties Nuke. Â Ya i almost passed on postin that and just be happy for Det, but it hit to close ta home, he needs ta get his affairs in order and try ta get laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Ya i almost passed on postin that and just be happy for Det, but it hit to close ta home, he needs ta get his affairs in order and try ta get laid  The good news is that I actually do basically what I want, when I want to. It just so happens that often includes growing my own veggies, raising hens for eggs, cooking and eating delicious and real food, and staying active. Plus I don't deprive myself craft beer, good wine, or spirits. All in the company of good friends and entertainment.  In other words, I'm not really sacrificing "fun" in some Quixotic endeavor to preserve myself. If I die tomorrow, I'll still feel like I was even with the world. That it didn't really owe me much of anything that I hadn't already enjoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 When you lose a fitting while on a job you are doing, then spend 45 minutes looking for it (emptying tool buckets, looking in truck, etc) and finally determine aliens tooks it. After returning from the HD (40 minutes later) you find that the aliens decided to return it by placing it where they saw you look numerous times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 When you are sore the next day after screwing your wife, and it was plain vanilla sex, not trick f*cking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 10, 2012 Author Share Posted July 10, 2012 When you are sore the next day after screwing your wife, and it was plain vanilla sex, not trick f*cking. Â ya, ya make more noice after sex ........ ahh oh chit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 When your three year old daughter asks you why you have salt on your face and then you realize that you forgot to shave that day. Â The 5 o'clock shadow isn't what it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 You start sitting on your sack. Â Â I forget who the comedian was (may have been George Lopez) who was talking about turning 50, and sitting on his nuts was a funny bit. Â I'll add... when your body feels beat after not doing a whole lot of anything the day before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 21, 2012 Author Share Posted July 21, 2012 when ya see yer sons motorcycle parked in front of yer old shaker bar, doesn't seem possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 When you're in your mid 40s and totally crush it on your physical? Â Sorry to gloat, but it's nice to hear. PSAs so low and consistent he said he wasn't even thinking about bothering with going in for a check. Â All other numbers so good he told me that I should find something else to be concerned about because I certainly didn't need to waste any time worrying about them. They may as well be perfect for all I need to care. Â Â Bring it young whipper snappers! Â So, there you go, you know you're old when this is as big a deal as I'm making it. Â Â Being able to brag about a good physical definitely qualifies as old. Â My girlfriend at the time I graduated from high school has a daughter now. That daughter starts college this fall. Noticing the grey nose hairs didn't make me feel old but that does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 It is the 25th anniversary of "Appetite for Destruction" and you remember it like it was yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 When nuke starts making sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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