Jackass Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal. The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock. Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum. Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in. He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened. He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis. The likely cause was eventually established - he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose. Police have reportedly begun an investigation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 The likely cause was eventually established - he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose. the old live-asian-swamp-eel-up-the-ass prank. man, that one never gets old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 the old live-asian-swamp-eel-up-the-ass prank. man, that one never gets old. .................. so glad i didn't take a nap at lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 .................. so glad i didn't take a nap at lunch. it's ok, after i left the house today, i looked for the eel i usually take with me, and i realized i left it in the pocket of my other pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 If the man had not been drinking excessively he would still be alive. The evils of alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 If the man had not been drinking excessively he would still be alive. The evils of alcohol : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 the old live-asian-swamp-eel-up-the-ass prank. man, that one never gets old. Oh and I am gonna call BS on this story. Its seems highly unlikely to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I think Cliaz did that to his rowdy neighbor once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suture Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 It's like having the guys from Jackass as your friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Oh and I am gonna call BS on this story. Its seems highly unlikely to me Yeah this sounds like those made-up attempts to earn Darwin awards. It doesn't pass the SMELL test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 (edited) If the man had not been drinking excessively he would still be alive. The evils of alcohol You're telling me that you've been so drunk that you wouldn't have noticed a bunch of guys anally raping you with an eel??? I call BS on this, too. Edited May 20, 2010 by buddahj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swashbucklers Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 You're telling me that you've been so drunk that you wouldn't have noticed a bunch of guys anally raping you with an eel???I call BS on this, too. The guy wasn't drunk, just pretending. He knew what was coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 If he hadn't been dressed so provocatively, the eel would have gone on to the next stink hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Talk about a binge that ended up biting you in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted May 20, 2010 Author Share Posted May 20, 2010 here's the link if that adds more credibility http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...el.html?OTC-RSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 If the man had not been drinking excessively he would still be alive. The evils of alcohol also if his "buddies" didn't stick a live carnivore up his ass. I suppose we can debate which is the more proximate cause... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 also if his "buddies" didn't stick a live carnivore up his ass. I suppose we can debate which is the more proximate cause... You'd think people would learn... you either tape or wire the mouth shut before sticking an nimal into one's rectum. Once you do that it is a pretty hillarious joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 You'd think people would learn... you either tape or wire the mouth shut before sticking an nimal into one's rectum. Once you do that it is a pretty hillarious joke. or put the ass end in first -- added hilarity when the prankee goes to extricate the critter! tie its tail in a knot if you're worried about it being able to wriggle out. f'n amateurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I once had an Asian swamp eel lodged in my rectum. Once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I once had an Asian swamp eel lodged in my rectum. Once. So, that's what they call it when you do it in a rice paddie with a vietnamese boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 So, that's what they call it when you do it in a rice paddie with a vietnamese boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal. The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. Perch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Perch? Not 59 nor a chef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 or put the ass end in first -- added hilarity when the prankee goes to extricate the critter! tie its tail in a knot if you're worried about it being able to wriggle out. f'n amateurs it just goes to prove, once again, that when live asian eels are outlawed, only outlaws will have live asian eels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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