Nappy Dugout Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A few things I have noticed recently that really bother me. Fat people tend to order a super sized triple whopper Meal with extra bacon and a side of ranch. Then they go ahead and get a DIET coke with their meal. Why the f**k do you stop there? Like the regular coke was going to really push them over the edge. Is it me or do fat people seem to love Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi? Somewhat ironic. A few others: Fat people who get handicap parking permits because they are............well just fat! Fat people who use the elevator to go up one floor when the stairs are right there. That really bothers me for some reason. Maybe I am being a little harsh but this country had some Fat F**K issues. Or am I alone here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 This joke wasn't funny in 1999, and it's still not funny. Maybe they like the taste of diet Coke. You're alone in your retardation, fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 This joke wasn't funny in 1999, and it's still not funny. Maybe they like the taste of diet Coke. You're alone in your retardation, fella. 1300174[/snapback] You said it much more nicely than I was inclined to....thanks darin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 This joke wasn't funny in 1999, and it's still not funny. Maybe they like the taste of diet Coke. You're alone in your retardation, fella. 1300174[/snapback] You said it much more nicely than I was inclined to....thanks darin. 1300185[/snapback] Guys don't get defensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A few things I have noticed recently that really bother me. Fat people tend to order a super sized triple whopper Meal with extra bacon and a side of ranch. Then they go ahead and get a DIET coke with their meal. Why the f**k do you stop there? Like the regular coke was going to really push them over the edge. Is it me or do fat people seem to love Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi? Somewhat ironic. A few others: Fat people who get handicap parking permits because they are............well just fat! Fat people who use the elevator to go up one floor when the stairs are right there. That really bothers me for some reason. Maybe I am being a little harsh but this country had some Fat F**K issues. Or am I alone here? 1300170[/snapback] In this one instance you are right but you are still a dumb f*ck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Guys don't get defensive. 1300187[/snapback] gotta admit, the "maybe they like diet coke" line did sound a touch defensive. but still....get that weak chit outta here, newbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Diet Coke is flippin' nasty. However, I will have it with my Jack Daniels. In fact, t-minus 2 hours, 28 minutes until my first sip... ahhh... Oh, and Perchy, I'm not getting defensive. I am a converted fatass now. I just find this Nappy character to be a bit on the toolish side. Check out some of his Main Forum posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nappy Dugout Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 This joke wasn't funny in 1999, and it's still not funny. Maybe they like the taste of diet Coke. You're alone in your retardation, fella. 1300174[/snapback] After seeing you picture posted on this site I can understand your aggresive response. You may want to lay off those whoppers yourself there Big Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Maybe we can send him to this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 3, 2, 1, we have lockage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 After seeing you picture posted on this site I can understand your aggresive response. You may want to lay off those whoppers yourself there Big Boy. 1300216[/snapback] Wait for the before and after pictures, tough guy. Gotta love prix like this fool that find it necessary to talk chit on the internet. Poor fella. There there. Your repressed manlove will find its way out someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) Maybe we can send him to this forum. 1300218[/snapback] Ya think? Edit: In fact, I am 99% sure this is an alias of one of The Huddle's least respected. 3, 2, 1, we have lockage. 1300219[/snapback] Edited February 2, 2006 by darin3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 All of ND's posts show him as candidate #1 for next year's NTOY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theeohiostate Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I'm FAT and never order a Diet Coke with my triple cheeseburber and biggie fry If more fat people were like me, then there'd be more fat people like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 All of ND's posts show him as candidate #1 for next year's NTOY. 1300243[/snapback] Are aliases eligible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 The fatter I get, the more of me there is to love. :licksforearm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You know who really pisses me off? The skinny. I mean, come on. Have a frickin' milkshake. What, one crouton on your one piece of lettuce is enough? Thimble-full of water? Come on. Actually, now that I think about it, you know who REALLY get to me? Redheads. Do they have red arm hair? That's gross! And don't even get me started on fire crotches. That's unquestionably the worst thing ever! While we're on the subject, I get so pissed off when people have vanity license plates. I mean, who do they think they are? Individuals? And those darn people with 4 letters in their name. Ooooh, look at me, my name is 4 letters long. I'm cool. Nappy, you are a tool. Go outside and play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 And those darn people with 4 letters in their name. Ooooh, look at me, my name is 4 letters long. I'm cool. 1300257[/snapback] Don't hate the playa...hate the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Don't hate the playa...hate the game. 1300262[/snapback] Word. You and TimD are the envy of us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You know who really pisses me off? The skinny. I mean, come on. Have a frickin' milkshake. What, one crouton on your one piece of lettuce is enough? Thimble-full of water? Come on. Actually, now that I think about it, you know who REALLY get to me? Redheads. Do they have red arm hair? That's gross! And don't even get me started on fire crotches. That's unquestionably the worst thing ever! While we're on the subject, I get so pissed off when people have vanity license plates. I mean, who do they think they are? Individuals? And those darn people with 4 letters in their name. Ooooh, look at me, my name is 4 letters long. I'm cool. Nappy, you are a tool. Go outside and play. 1300257[/snapback] Thats what I'm talkin' about....a little originality. Even if it isn't original, it sounds original. Nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) After seeing you picture posted on this site I can understand your aggresive response. You may want to lay off those whoppers yourself there Big Boy. 1300216[/snapback] Whoa there sparky. You got shot down on your post, OK! If you want to stay here and have a little respect, back down! Don't start attacking us. If your intention was to start an arguement, you have a great start, and won't last long. If your intention was to air a complaint, but you got shot down, tuck your tail between your legs, acknowledge your mistake, and walk away w/ some dignity. Hell, most of us have been there. You already have one step on the banana peel, don't put the other in the grave! Edited February 2, 2006 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 This joke wasn't funny in 1999, and it's still not funny. Maybe they like the taste of diet Coke. You're alone in your retardation, fella. 1300174[/snapback] Nappy Dugout is now shunned from the huddle for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) Nappy Dugout is now shunned from the huddle for life. 1300293[/snapback] Bah. This is the Tailgate: land of thick hides and dim wits. But I suppose if all it takes to chase Nappy Dugout off is the hurt feelings of some of our plus-sized Huddlers, then good ridance. That's just social Darwinism in action. Edited February 2, 2006 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Bah. This is the Tailgate: land of thick hides and dim wits. 1300299[/snapback] I pm'd him....let's see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I can tell you the main reason that I order a diet coke with my tripple sized whatever. SUGAR I'm not putting this out there to cause a big debate because most of the plus sized people can cut the sugar that is helping cause them problems by losing weight and cutting all sorts of the triple sized whatever’s. However this heavy weight is very much aware of the glycemic index and I would hazard a guess that a lot of those people are also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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